Sometimes, when his boss isn't looking, Marty the farmhand likes to engage in the dangerous sport of cow hopping. Instructions: Move the crosshair with the arrow keys, and press space to jump. Landing on the ground or hitting the bottom of the screen results in a loss. Sometimes if you land at the very top of a cow, you'll slip off as well. Oh yeah and press space at the beginning to get rid of the text
If you hear a random loud metal pipe sound upon starting the game, just click the flag again lol Random western harmonica music found on tuna voicemod Corneria from Star fox and Hammer of Justice from deltarune Mario jump sound effect, landing sound effect from undertale, and death sounds are just meme sound effects
