artwork me ANY USE OF THE ASSETS OR MY ART WORK, NEEDS to be CREDITED. ty :P *DOUBLE PREE FLAG* Though it summon divine judgment upon mine head, let God Himself bear witness: thy reckoning draweth nigh. For I bend the knee to God alone. None else may stay the wrath I bear for thee, thou who hast stolen the life of my brother. I stand not for mine own cause alone, but for my brothers-in-arms, for the fallen, for the faithful, and for the righteousness of mortal men. Their spirits steel mine hand. Their memory fortifieth my soul. And by their strength, I shall cast thee down and scour thy stain from this mortal realm. Mark me well: when that hour cometh, Thy end is Nigh.
this is all jokes, I'm js being odd (Interviewer..) *How'd you make this masterpiece Chris?* ( Chris ) well Slavery..... my Chinese sweat shop SHUT UP OH ONE ESCAPED GET HIM Gun shot- distant thud.. GET BACK TO WORK I really hate when they try to escape as I was saying yea I have altschmerz. my Chinese sweat sho- huh, wait how'd I get here, oh hey-, welcome to my my Chinese sweat shop huh, wait how'd I get here, oh hey-, welcome to my ah yes, I was gonna take a out the trash picks up dead child, *Struggle noises* "Heavy duty trash bag sounds" "BEATS bag" STWOP SWUIRMING. auhmmm di- did I mention I have dimestionia? Slavery..... my Chinese sweat shop SHUT UP VOICES, HEY ONE ESCAPED GET HIM Gun shot- distant thud.. GET BACK TO WORK I really hate when they try to escape as I was saying yea I have altschmerz. my Chinese sweat sho- huh, wait how'd I get here, oh hey-, welcome to my my Chinese sweat shop huh, wait how'd I get here, oh hey-, welcome to my ah yes, I was gonna take my schizophrenia medication I guess I forgot... "abrupt stop" *Inhales* (Interview) Chris? are you o- (Chris) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. the voice speak to me :3 EAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Hi :P how's ya day? EEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I PERSONALY DISPISE GRAVITYYYY!!!@!!! what- "its a personal opoin :(" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Did I ever tell you about the time Keith tried deep-frying a turkey? Absolute muppet ended up with third-degree burns over ninety percent of his body. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELP MEEEE I'm always watching cutie :D AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *aahh Phew takes a lot outt me anyways :P* AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Inhales* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAaAAAAAAAaaAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAHhHHHHHhHHHHhHhhHhHHHHHH *Speaks elagently*. cheese. ( INTERVIEW ) wha- what the actrauly fu- *cuts to advert*