// TRANSMIT 564_32 - Redistribution and reproduction of this transmission is forbidden, doing so will result in termination // Heya it's Bombzi! So I found this transmitter and I JUST figured out how to use the thing, and it turns out it can send messages via super far distances using video tapes, and look at that, I'm 483 lightyears away AND have a tape recorder! Aint that handy!!! Anyways, let's get to the point, how I got here. Ya see, everyone kept yappin' about how "Nyghtshade will take over the world" and stuff, so I decided to do something really stupid... launch myself into interstellar space. Yeah... it maybe wasn't a good idea after all....
