bb$enior: "Is this a member of the bb$quad who's advanced to the Elder stage? The bb$enior's appearance and cane would certainly support that theory, but the Monster still seems remarkably spry. Is its raspy, strained singing voice merely a shtick, perhaps to entertain or bamboozle its fellow performers? Then again, that somewhat lackluster puff of smoke it emits could mean that the Monster's best fire-spitting days are behind it. Still, there's no doubt that this wily, wizened wisecracker has one or two tricks-of-the-trade that the others would benefit from, so respect your seniors!." bb$kinbash:"Every song needs a beat, and the bb$kinbash is here to... well, bash the skin! The skin in question, of course, is that of the Monster's trusty bass drum, crafted from leftover materials of the construction of bbli$zard Island's urban infrastructure. The bb$quad member's talents don't stop there, however — it's also trained itself to manipulate a hi-hat using its tail. This Monster's confidence is off the charts — it even feels comfortable performing in farcically-risqué (Underclothes)-pants! A level of self-assuredness to which we can all aspire." bb$inistr: "The bb$inistr and its chiral counterpart are two-of-a-kind. Wherever one goes, you can be sure that the other is not far behind. So close are these bros that they've been compared to two peas in a pod... specifically, the pods of an Edamimi? Fortunately, the Monster World is equally accessible to left-handed and right-handed beings, largely because it has to be accessible for beings without any hands at all! As a lefty, the bb$inistr shows moderately increased aptitudes for creative arts and complex problem-solving." bbdek$tr: "The bbdek$tr and its chiral counterpart are two-of-a-kind. Wherever one goes, you can be sure that the other is not far behind. So close are these bros that they've been compared to two peas in a pod... specifically, the pods of an Edamimi? Fortunately, the Monster World is equally accessible to left-handed and right-handed beings, Largely because it has to be accessible for beings without any hands at all! As a righty, the bbdek$tr shows moderately increased aptitudes for linguistics and fine motor skills."
I don't care all that much for bbli$zard but bb$kinbash is real cool
