e Episode 2: 9 minutes Script: Scene 1: 35 seconds *Prison in random ahhh siberia Soviet Music in the background* Egypt: Man, I can't bear to hear the stupid songs anymore… Saudi Arabia: Hey don't be angry, because I know how we can get out of here! Egypt: How? We’re stuck. Saudi Arabia: I found this book which can teleport us to another dimension. Egypt: Well, I never trusted your mental health but this is crazy. *Saudi shows book* Egypt: Well then let's give it a try! Maybe we’ll be transported to heaven or something. Scene 2: 45 seconds Germany: HEY RUSSLAND I THINK WE HAVE A LITTLE PROBLEM HERE! USSR: *sees portal and approaches* OMG LOOK AT IT! THIS IS SO KEWL! Germany: I'm not so sure about that… USSR: Oh c'mon let's give it a try! *jump into the portal. USSR and Germany land in another universe, in a castle garden* Commie Poland: AHHHH POMOC! *short pause* I thought you guys landed in the afterlife… Germany: After... life? Commie Poland: You guys don’t seem like you are from around here. USSR: Well, no but where are we? Commie Poland: DID IT YAYYY Scene 3: 60 seconds *Japan and Rakonia are in the forest where they left off last episode* Rakonia: And so that’s why we’ve come to ask for the land. UC: Very intriguing… *short pause* We have to go back to camp to discuss this. I doubt you’ll get your land, but I won’t turn you away. *quick pan out to forest top, then back into Trailblazer’s camp. UC leads the 2 IA people up to Negative Space Republic* Negative Space Republic: Why have you brought these Imperialists to me, UC? UC: They want to obtain some land from us, in exchange for an alliance. Specifically, they want the strip next to Heart Lake, on the east side. Negative Space Republic *turns from UC to the IA people*: That’s Quartanite land, so I can’t give it away. You’ll have to ask them for it. They are very territorial, so they are unlikely to give it up for free. Rakonia: Thank you for your time. Could UC help us find their camp? I’m unfamiliar with these woods. Negative Space Republic: No, I’ll have Gredzka and Anakinnovia lead you there. They aren’t busy. I need UC for other things. Rakonia: Once again, thanks for your time. We owe you a lot. Scene 4: 55 seconds *Tathula, Commie Poland, and Nepal make their way back into camp. They quickly go up to UEOAAD, who is with Texas(PU)* Tathula: UEOAAD, bad news. We were just attacked by some monarchists. We fought them off but there are likely to be more attacks soon. UEOAAD: That’s disturbing news. We must put some extra defenses on that border. I’ll have Gabito and Hyperborea go there. They can set up a small camp and block any attacks. Tathula: Gabito and Hyperborea can’t communicate, so maybe we should send Kurdistan and Oceania instead of Gabito. That’ll make it so Hyperborea isn’t super bored the whole time. UEOAAD: You’re right. Go inform them, then *Tathula walks away* Commie Poland: DID IT ROACHIE UEOAAD: We’ll have to see… Scene 5: 45 seconds *set in the monarchists camp. Historia is sitting with Inuit Protectorate* Historia: And that’s the story of how your father died. Inuit Protectorate: I love that story each time you tell it to me. I can’t believe he really went out into the No-man’s land and survived there for a week. Historia: It’s true. That spiritual experience shaped what he ended up doing with his life. Jaypan: Why are you two lazing around? Get to work! *Historia looks at Inuit Protectorate, annoyed. A moment passes* Jaypan: What are you waiting for? *Historia and Inuit Protectorate get up* Historia: Hello Jaypan Count of Nothing! What do you request of us? Jaypan: Anything useful. Don’t be lazy bums. Historia: You’re lucky that you’re a guest here. Remember that. Jaypan: Stop your insignificant yapping and work. Historia(rolling his eyes): Alright. Inuit, go get a friend and let’s go hunting. Inuit Protectorate: Alright! Give me a minute! *Inuit Protectorate runs off into the “camera” and the next scene starts* Scene 6: 125 seconds *Gredzka and Anakinnovia are leading Rakonia through the woods, talking* Gredzka(always monotone): Why do you evil IA people want to steal our lands? Rakonia: We’ve explained it five times, so no more. Ask UC or Negative Space Republic or something. Gredzka: You guys really need help. You always do bad stuff.
Rakonia: That’s not true! We’re not bad. Gredzka: You are harboring evil people that overthrew the queen. Of course you’re evil. Anakinnovia(going shoulder to shoulder with Gredzka): Come on, friend. We gotta be nicer. They were nice enough to ask instead of invading, which is good on their part. Gredzka: Should we really thank them for doing the bare minimum? Japan: Hey! If you wanna fight, I’ll 1v1 you right here. Anakinnovia: No, let’s keep the peace, especially now that we’ve arrived at the Quarantine Pact camp. *They go through a rock tunnel and into their quarry camp* Croatia(walking up to them): Gredzka, Anakinnovia why did you bring these Imperialists into our camp? Gredzka: They wish to acquire some of your land. Croatia: Oh. What did Negative Space Republic say? Anakinnovia: We were told that it’s your choice. We won’t be infringing on your sovereignty. Croatia: Alright, we’ll quickly assemble and talk about it. Rakonia: Don’t forget to tell them that we’ll give you an alliance and are willing to give more concessions! *Croatia walks off without talking and Anakinovia goes over to eat some berries that are on a plate with a sign saying “free”. Rakonia follows jealously, and stands next to Anakinoia* Rakonia: Do you have lots of berries in the forest? Anakinovia: Yeah, we have a lot of food here, which is how we manage to support our large population. Rakonia: I wish we had good land. I’m sad that we got stuck with the nasty mountain. We have nothing up there, and we’re not a small group. Anakinovia: There’s still a place for you here. You can always come back. Rakonia: I made my choice. I’m going to live with it. *Quartanite Pact enters the clearing* Croatia: We’ve come to a decision. No concession will make us give up the land. Scene 7: 45 seconds (there are long moments of silence and it being still) *Texas is chatting with Tathula and Nepal in the background while Commie Poland is sitting alone, in a dark corner.* Nepal: Rawr! *The rest of the conversation is indistinguishable. The following things are her inner thoughts, not things she says aloud* Commie Poland(softly): DID *a couple moments of silence happen, as she looks at Tathula and Texas* Commie Poland: I can’t trust them with my emotions. These are mine to bear, and mine alone. *a couple more moments of silence* Commie Poland: DID Scene 8: 60 seconds *back in IA camp. Most of them are in a circle* Rakonia: I’m sad to report that they refused to give us the land. Meso: Well, what did you expect? It’s obvious that they would never do anything for us. Rakonia: What else is there to do? Meso: While you were running amuk in the forest, I led a search party through the no-man’s land. We found a bit of evidence of others being out there, but found no resources we could use. We are bound to starve if we don’t fight for our survival. Japan: Are you saying we invade the Quarternite Pact? They only have four members, but the rest of the Trailblazers could wreck us in a moment. Who knows, maybe they’ll even take land from us as revenge. Meso: Are you backing down from a fight? I didn’t take you for a coward. Japan(angrier): I never back down from a fight. This wouldn’t be a fight, it would be a slaughter. The full force of the Trailblazers is enough to wipe us out many times over. Meso(smirking): Who said that we’d be facing their full force? Scene 9: 55 seconds *set in a forest with Denmark, Inuit Protectorate, and Historia* Historia: I’m not sure I can deal with Jaypan anymore. They get on my nerves so much. Inuit Protectorate: They’re not *that* bad. We’ve had worse. Historia: Where I come from, people are all nicer. There is no need to have fear when someone you know comes up to you... besides. Him. Ah, old memories. Denmark: Sounds nice. Where I come from there are fascists all around me. We didn’t live in a desert though, so life was more comfortable. Historia: I can handle what’s happening, but I don’t want to. I don’t know what to do. Do you two have any good ideas? Inuit Protectorate: We could go on a journey of self discovery! We’d be like heroes from stories, like those of my father! Historia: You know what, I’m down for that. I don’t have a better idea. Will you two accompany me through the no-man’s land and into the wilds beyond? Inuit Protectorate and Denmark(in unison): YES! Scene 10: 15 seconds *Commie Poland sitting quietly in camp, with Tathula laying down nearby, when Hyperborea races into camp, covered in “red liquid”. Tathula and Commie Poland leap up, running over.* Tathula: What happened?! Hyperborea: We were attacked out of nowhere and hurt a lot. Kurdistan and Oceania stayed behind but they will die if we don’t do anything! Tathula: Well then, let’s go! *fades to black*
