JOKE AU SRP

Instructions

Ahem Our story begins years ago with a chosen one... Named... Oops wrongs story- Ahem. Our story begins with a fancy beach chair and a bunch of strange cats who run around all day just to lounge around and grump at the elders. They call themselves...Whisperclan Mostly because the kits scream so much they loose their voice and can only whisper yep totally And that 'clan' is meant to make them sound supa cool and fancy and united even though that probably isnt really true... Anyway *Ignoring cara's angry shouts about the fact its not cause of that even though thats a good point* Our 'hero' is a few of those rando cats who popped into existance for the sake of this story. So first: Beachpaw. Uh...Like...Is she an appie or a child still? Second: Typopaw and Capslockkit and AutoCorrectchild. I know thats 3 chars but they sorta are uh.. Stuck? Lets just say CAPSLOCKKIT knows not to play with glue now *eyes Capslock* Third: Turtleface. He doesn't really exist ok? Imaginary freind kinda? Just...Stranger. Yep ok lets keep going no plot for you!!!! Ahem so one day Turtleface is busy in the teachers lounge that Typopaww secretly added to Cara's den and claimed any mentors could go to (Turtle is Typo's unexistant mentor. Only Tyypo and CAPSLOCK can see Turtle...Maybe he does exist after all...) Meanwhile Beachpaw is walkin' around carrying her shopping bag through the weird forest they like live in some reason i guess that the strange cats like plants. So uh Bee is walkin' along when all the sudden comes a big old wolf!!!!!!!!!!!! Gasp!!!!!!! The wolf was minding its own buisness way to much and crashes straight into her and her groceries fall with a boinging noise and run off. "LA GASP!" Beach screeches in a strange voice that sounds like harry potter "YOU ATTACKED MY GROCERIES!" She screeches at the wolf who then begins being like what no way why would i do dat i just was listening to spider man theme music! Beach isn't listening and picks up the wolf with her super strength yeh totally and then yeets him into another universe where he ain't her problem anymore Meanwhile the wolf lands straight on AU Cara's head with her awesome top hat. AU Cara (we'll call her a Cara bear actually no shed get so angry..We'll do Top Hat Cara) was like "HELP STARCLAN THE SKY IS ANGRY" And then decided to get revenge on the sky So like she hosted a pool party and didn't invite the Sky and the Sky was like "GASP TOP HAT CARA HOW DARE YOU" and its head expl0ded and then it was like Hmph and invited the wolf to its own tea party and pool party at its own house and Top Hat Cara thought OMG LIKE WAT when she heard about it on social media and then she threw a tantrum and stole all the candy out of the vending machine Wow awesome right? So uh...Stay tuned for after this advertisement for episode two! [Insert advertisement here] [Insert knockoff of atla intro here muahaha silly/] [Insert ha ha no next episode yet...]