Eat the lettuce Don’t ask why there are parasites on it *Obvious Wink* There’s nothing down here! Why would there be something down here S Bro STOP Just eat the lettuce there’s nothing here Oh no here we go Explosive Lettuce, a 2026 multistate health outbreak of cyclosporiasis, a parasitic infection named by news reports for causing severe and "explosive" diarrhea. The Outbreak Details The Culprit: Health officials traced the outbreak to shredded iceberg lettuce from central Mexico distributed by Taylor Farms. Exposed Locations: Contaminated lettuce was served at restaurants like Taco Bell and sold in grocery stores across multiple states. Case Numbers: The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) reported nearly 7,000 confirmed or suspected cases, with dozens of hospitalizations. Symptoms: The parasite causes watery diarrhea, stomach cramps, bloating, nausea, and extreme fatigue that can last for weeks
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