Schrödinger is alive. Schrödinger is dead. Schrödinger is both these things at the same time. Schrödinger also uses any and all pronouns. If Schrödinger leaves the box, Schrödinger will exit the state of being alive and dead at the same time. That means Schrödinger will only become one of those things. Schrödinger does not leave their box for fear that she'll die for real. He is safe in the box. Only its eyes will ever be visible; we can't tell if Schrö is even really a cat.
Inspired by, you guessed it, Schrödinger's cat.
