Facsimile of what this person would have made, had I not commandeered them. Do not be concerned of course, they are and will be fine. Unsurprisingly, I do not wish for advertisements on this project.
Made with an online TTS voice. They claim not to use data centers. Whether or not this is true, it is irrelevant. Persons mentioned have been anonymized for safety. Do not hunt down these people, it is unnecessary.