~ ★ Domestic Gay Fluff ★ ~ [Part 9 or 8.2]

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hopefully Scratch will be NICE with its filter this time... >:C ~~~ Once all 8 dudes were gathered in the living room, they were GOING to play something simple like Uno but then Fred had to ruin it by pulling out a bottle and slamming it down in the middle of the circle. Zero ;-;;;;;;ed. He knew what this was. But before Fred could start making horrible things happen, Ren grabbed the bottle and drop kicked it out a random open window. Zero walked over to the window and >:0ed. Kai screamed. "ZERO DON'T JUMP-" he yelled. Zero T_Ted. "I was just watching the bottle crash on the pavement," he said. Kai got up and closed the window anyway. Ollie D:ed because Kai wasn't right next to them for nearly 30 whole seconds. Then Kai came back and Ollie :Ded and hugged him. Fred D:<ed in dismay because his plan was foiled yet again. "CO-OME ON! I WANTED TO MA-AKE THE VAMPI-IRE [K] ZERO!" he complained. Zero >:PPPed in disgust. Dolion -////-ed. Jimmy >:Ced. "HE'S MINE!" she screamed, hugging Dolion. Dolion sighed and put his arm around her, defeated. Kai T_Ted at Jimmy because why did she like Dolion I have no idea Then Zero decided to be super cheesy and corny and whispered something in Kai's ear. Kai O/////////////////Oed. "Z-Zero!" he squeaked. "WHA-AT DID HE SAY?!" Fred screamed. "Nothing," Zero said smoothly, pulling the collar of his turtleneck up to cover his blushing face. Fred T_Ted because Zero was a terrible liar. Jimmy :'Ded and reached into Kai's shirt pocket and pulled out a deck of Uno cards that Kai always had for some reason. "Maybe we should go with our original plan and keep things chill," she suggested, dealing cards to everyone. Everyone agreed. 1x picked up his cards and immediately >:Ced. "THIS HAND IS HORRIBLE!" Zero laughed. Kai o/////oed because he thought Zero's laugh was adorable. "Thanks for announcing that, 1x," Ollie muttered. "We are NOT playing this game," 1x declared. He used his cheating powers to remove the deck of cards from existence. Luckily, Kai had a spare if they ever decided to actually play. 1x stood up. "We are playing Super Smash Brothers," he said firmly, his voice leaving no room for argument. So everyone gathered around the TV and Ollie turned on the game. Dolion didn't know how to play so Jimmy offered to teach him. Unfortunately, Fred targeted newbies and immediately kicked Dolion off the edge. Dolion fell and died. He didn't understand what had happened to his guy but he thought the 'death beam of light' was neat. Jimmy >:Ced and used her guy to attack Fred over and over. Kai bounced over and joined in, spamming like crazy because that was literally his only strategy other than running and hiding. Ollie was just pressing 'A' over and over next to Ren and doing the Super Smash Bros equivalent of swatting him. Ren's guy didn't move. His controller was out of battery and he was having a mental breakdown over it. Fred felt bad but evidently not bad enough because he knocked Ren's guy off the edge. Ren's guy joined Dolion's in Smash Bros afterlife. Ren O_Oed and started raging on Fred in real life but couldn't do much damage. Kai ;-;;;ed. "Fred that was cruel" he said. Fred shrugged. "No-ot my problem," he B)ed. Ren cried /j Ollie TwTed and offered Ren their controller, but Ren shook his head. "Nah, I'll just get my revenge in the night," he said. Dolion snapped his neck to look at Ren, O_Oing. Jimmy patted him on the head. "Not on you. On Fred," she explained. Dolion calmed down and watched Jimmy's guy stun Fred's and [unalive] him. Zero and 1x had just been stuck in a loop of 1x's guy punching Zero's and then Zero's guy punching 1x's. They were now at over 300% damage and a single punch could easily [unalive] them. Ollie took the chance and knocked them both out. 1x >:0000000ed, looking at Ollie in utter betrayal. "Love! How could you?!" he cried. Ollie :3ed innocently. Zero didn't mind that he was d34d. He just scooted over to Kai and tried to snuggle him while Kai was in the middle of a fight with Jimmy. "Zero!" Kai squeaked. "Stop, I can't focus when you do that!" "Pay attention to me," Zero said. "Can you wait like two minutes?!" Kai exclaimed. "No," Zero said. Ollie snickered but then Kai [unalive]ed them. Ollie T_Ted and leaned their head against Kai's shoulder. 1x was practically radiating jealousy but Ollie and Kai didn't notice. Eventually Kai gave up on trying to play and wrapped his arms around Zero, who looked delighted. Jimmy landed the finishing blow on Kai's guy and >:DDDDDDed. "I WON!" she screamed. She B)ed. "I dedicate this victory to Dolion." Dolion o///oed. "I've never had a victory dedicated to me before..." he whispered. Jimmy gave him a hug. Dolion -///-ed and returned the hug. He was starting to get used to this weird family. [teehee end of Part 9]