Dearly beloved, for your entertainment It's my pleasure to introduce to you, hell's latest arrival The equal-opportunity killer, Alastor! Hello, it's nice to meet you (hello) Oh, can you tell me where I am? I don't know how I got here But I, I think I'm startin' to understand I don't belong among the angels And baby, that's just fine with me (huh!) The things I did up there were high school But now I'm going for my degree Hey, sorry, but you just got in my way I promise, honey, I can feel your pain And maybe I enjoy it just a little bit Does that make me insane? Haven't been the same since I expired Doesn't mean that I plan to retire And now I have the power to bathe All of you in entertaining fire Ra-da, ta-da-ra-da Ra-da, ta-da-da Ra-da, ta-da-ra-da Ra-da, ta-da-ta-ta-da-ra-ta-ta Ra-da, ta-da-ra-da Ra-da, ta-da-da Ra-da, ta-da-ra-da Ra-da, ta-da-ta-ta-da-ra-ta-ta Wait a minute, do I know you? Weren't you an old pal of mine? Departed from us far too early But now we're meeting a second time We used to have such fun together And maybe you have what I need But first, I have one tiny question Tell me, do you demons bleed? Hey, sorry, but you just got in my way I promise, honey, I can feel your pain And maybe I enjoy it just a little bit Does that make me insane? Haven't been the same since I expired Doesn't mean that I plan to retire And now I have the power to bathe All of you in entertaining fire Ra-da, ta-da-ra-da Ra-da, ta-da-da Ra-da, ta-da-ra-da Ra-da, ta-da-ta-ta-da-ra-ta-ta (ha-ha-ha-ha, yeah!) Ra-da, ta-da-ra-da Ra-da, ta-da-da (alright) Ra-da, ta-da-ra-da Ra-da, ta-da-ta-ta-da-ra-ta-ta Hey, sorry, but you just got in my way I promise, honey, I can feel your pain And maybe I enjoy it just a little bit Does that make me insane? Haven't been the same since I expired Doesn't mean that I plan to retire And now I have the power to bathe All of you in entertaining fire (ha-ha-ha-ha) Sorry, but you just got in my way I promise, honey, I can feel your pain And maybe I enjoy it just a little bit Does that make me insane?
