I'm very creative but Homestar Runner is so original I couldn't think of anything that could work as an AU ;-; but considering a video I saw on YouTube of if they were objects, Homestar is that, Strong Bad is a boxing glove, Pom-Pom is a bouncy pom-pom. I'll design the others later.
Everyone loves H[Propella Hat], he's a terrific Æthlete
