Penelope Penelope [PENELOPE:] Don't you miss me? [ODYSSEUS:] More than you know [PENELOPE:] Then jump in the water and kiss me [ODYSSEUS:] Penelope, I've told you this before You know I'm afraid of the water [PENELOPE:] I'll make sure that you are safe and sound Come play with me and our daughter and let's watch our love leave the ground [ODYSSEUS:] Oh, I would But I'd be suffering trying to float the whole time [PENELOPE:] I would take the suffering from you [ODYSSEUS:] Oh, as good as it sounds, right here I'm just fine [PENELOPE:] I can take the suffering from you [ODYSSEUS:] You know that I prefer my feet on the ground [PENELOPE:] I will take the suffering from you [ODYSSEUS:] Fine, but only if you answer a question or two [PENELOPE:] Of course [ODYSSEUS:] Okay, so let's say I was on the run or hiding From I don't know Poseidon And let's say he blocked the way home with giant waves and giant storms [PENELOPE:] Oh no [ODYSSEUS:] How am I to evade him? How am I to get home? Which route should I take? Where am I supposed to go? [PENELOPE:] He will chase you high and low So find a place he'd never go The one way you'll get home Is sailing where he's scared to roam, oh It's through the lair of Scylla [ODYSSEUS:] No [PENELOPE:] This is your only way home The lair of Scylla [ODYSSEUS:] But Scylla has a cost [PENELOPE:] Well, you asked and now you know Now jump in the water! [ODYSSEUS:] Penelope, why? You know I'm too shy and terrified [PENELOPE:] I would take the suffering from you [ODYSSEUS:] Oh, for you I would die, but can't you let me stay dry? [PENELOPE:] I can take the suffering from you [ODYSSEUS:] You should come onto the ship We'll jump at the same time [PENELOPE:] I will take the suffering from you [ODYSSEUS:] Ah, the things I do for you
Song is from the musical Epic Up and down arrows for pitch
