my friend: “what are u afraid of of?” me: “nothing” friend: “heights” me: “pfft nah” friend: “spiders?” me: “we live in Australia spider capital no” friend: “public speaking?” me: “nah i love it” friend: “the ocean” me: “i almost drowned one time” friend: “failure?” me: “(sobs)” friend: “loosing a loved one?” me: “(sobs harder)” friend: “growing older?” me: “a little” friend: “cockroaches” me: “australia b**** bugs no” friend: “needles?” me: “no” friend: “darkness?” me: “i sleep with a glowing dragon toy” friend: “holes” me: “no” friend: “class reports?” me: “nah” friend: “small spaces?” me: “only if its dark” friend: “strangers?” me: “maybe?” friend: “clowns” me: “(dies of laughter) no”
i’m afraid of few things but this nah
