[Blue Dot] Hello! [Speech bubble] Yes, I'd like a hand-tossed, stuffed crust pepperoni pizza With sausage topped with a little extra tomato sauce And in the middle, put pineapple and spinach I hope you're takin' notes 'cause this order's not finished [Blue Dot] Uh... [Speech bubble] For ten dollars could you throw some salami on her? Plus a lot of olives, and if it's not a bother To thaw some frozen bologna, go soak it in tap water Then slap on spaghetti, eggs, bacon, and avocado [Blue Dot] What? [Speech bubble] Then a flood of garlic butter from the Himalayan peaks I want the dippin' sauce drip, drippin' down my cheeks And I'll need a fajita on each slice so start sautéing [Blue Dot] We don't havе, like... ninety percеnt of the stuff that you're saying [Speech bubble] Shut up, now before you add the tab and you charge it to my card You should know I have some allergies so listen very hard Keep the peanuts on the left and the Skittles on the right Then some Oreos, ground them up and mix them up with Sprite [Speech bubble] Then a hundred Quesadillas, just stack 'em up inside the frying pan [Blue Dot] (This guy is insane, man!) [Speech bubble] Whisk it in a tub with tuna from a tin can And don't forget to add nice little sprinkles on top [Blue Dot] Dear God, I'm gonna puke, please stop What's your deal man?! [Speech bubble] Pepperoni pizza, please I'd like a pepperoni pizza, please But there's some toppings that I'd like to add So just you wait, just you wait [Pin] He wants a ten-pound ham steak sittin' on a clam cake Hand-grilled, jam-filled, floatin' in a milkshake White fish boiled in oil and make it thick [Pin and Party Card (whispering)] But add it on last 'cause it spoils real quick [Speech bubble] Crush it into powder, now pickle and sauerkraut her Then freeze it with Cheez-Its and mix it up into a chowder Made of buffalo chicken, in addition one McFlurry [Blue Dot] This isn't a McDonald's [Speech bubble] Well, find one! You better hurry! [Speech bubble] Cheetos, Doritos, and Fritos Taco Bell sushi burritos Served to me on platters held by puppets wearing pink tuxedos Nachos, gazpachos, plop 'em between a couple of Waffles and awful lot of falafel and some beef stroganoff [Speech bubble] That will be all I need, now my order is a lock [Blue Dot] Dude, you took so long that we closed, it's past ten o'clock [Speech bubble] But my heart is palpitatin' for some pizza on my fork [Blue Dot] The only place that delivers this late is in New York [Speech bubble,Pin,Party card] In New York they deliver past ten In New York they deliver past ten (Just you wait) In New York they deliver past ten (Just you wait) In New York, New York Just you wait! [Pin and Party Card] Pepperoni pizza, please (Pepperoni pizza, please) Plus a side of spicy wings for two (Side of spicy wings for two) His internet's down, he couldn't place the order online Oh, pepperoni pizza, please (Pepperoni pizza, please) And a twenty-ounce Mountain Dew Will it make his heart explode? Will you take this coupon code? How soon can it be on the road? [Speech bubble] I need this pizza for my sister's wedding celebration [Blue Dot] This pizza is a godforsaken, gross abomination [Speech bubble] But before you start to cook I just got one modification [Pin & Party card] We have allergies [Speech Bubble] Me? Can't eat dairy [Pin] Wheat? I'm gluten-free! [Party card] Me? I'm vegan, see [Party card] And me? I am a tree [Everyone] There's a million picky eaters here So just you wait What's your deal, man?! Pepperoni pizza, please!
