(None of this is real btw) 11:32pm. 38 degrees Fahrenheit. A 2 foot tall Venus fly trap was found in a farm near a radioactive site in Kansas. There have been conflicting accounts and claims from witnesses, with some stating it bite the farmers working there and turned them into poisonous mush, and others stating it had been a sign from a higher power and told them the future of the universe, or it grew to 20 feet tall and run amok around the plantation. All are equally as likely. Shown next to this article is the only proven image of the event, showcasing what seems to be growing eyes and what seem to be growing leaves. More information will be revealed when available. If you are in the surrounding area, please close all doors, windows, and any other ways it could reach you.
@Waketaa for the ARG
