I'm in choir and we're doing Shrek the musical and I'm gonna audition for Pinocchio next week. wish me luck! {I desperately wanna be him TvT} Pinocchio core-
Music - Story Of My Life - Shrek The Musical Pinocchio! Oh, I'm not a puppet! I'm a real boy! *nose grows* ...Hahaha... That's your patch of mud down there. Uh...gingerbread man? I said, gingerbread man! Anyone seen the gingerbread man? He's been missing for days. Oh, yes, that's right. Dumped on a swamp! Man, I'll tell ya. Sometimes being a fairytale creature sucks pine sap! Life is disappointing. Woe! Is what I know Outed by my nose That's just how it goes For poor Pinocchio Story of my life, Always doomed to fail Cheated by a fox, Swallowed by a whale That's the story of my life Oh yeah That's the story of my life 3 bears, take your spot over there by the sign! No, that's too far! That's too close! Ah, just right. Wicked Witch! Strife, is never ending Uh...Peter Pan? Banished! from the town Ugly Duckling! They dragged me from the pond They broke my magic wand Three Pigs! Zey blew our condos down Life is but a witch hunt Mama Bear! Mama's in the mud Mama's in distress They ridiculed my hat Zey said zat vee vere fat They labeled me a fashion mess because I wore a granny dress Park it there, Wolf! Story of my life Booted from the ball The party's off the hook I flew into a wall That's the story of my life And remember, if we find you in the kingdom, you will be executed That's the story of my life I always dreamed I'd get a happy ending And this right here? Not how it goes I always dreamed I'd get an ever after If this is it, It blows It blows It blows Story of my life Always doubled crossed Always in the woods Always getting lost Always on the ropes Always up a creek Always kicked around And treated like a freak That's the story of my life Yes sir That's the story of my life Oy vey That's the story of my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!
