~ ★ Domestic Gay Fluff ★ ~ [Part 6]

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why do I keep writing these ~~~ Kai looked out the window. "Tis hailing," he announced. "The sun is blotted out by clouds and the rain is turning to ice without the sun to melt it. We shall all fall to a fiery demise of purple monkeys." Ren T_Ted. "Kai are you just saying words now-" he muttered. Kai :Ded. "YE!" he cheered. 1x ._.ed. "!diot." Kai >:0ed and ;-;ed. Zero glared at 1x. "Call my b0yfriend that again and I'll live up to my destiny, starting with you," he threatened. 1x >:0ed. "I could wipe you out in 2 seconds flat!" Kai ;-;ed. "Zero don't give in to Wily's programming," he said. Zero T_Ted. "Fine." Fred threw a brick at Zero. It bonked Zero on the head. Poor Zero wasn't wearing his helmet so his eyes rolled back and he fell over, unconscious. Fred O_Oed. Ollie >:0ed. "FRED WHY YOU DO THAT-" "I-I THOUGHT IT WA-AS A PILLOW!" he screamed. "YOU THOUGHT A BRICK WAS A PILLOW?!" Ollie exclaimed, :Cing in disappointment. Fred ;-;;;;;ed. Kai knelt beside Zero and cried /hj "HE'S D34D ***AGAIN***!" he cried. "He's not d34d, he's just... taking a nap!" Jimmy chimed in from where she was trying to steal Dolion's cape. Dolion did not appear amused. He was standing in the corner furthest from Ollie, who had bit his ankle two hours ago. Ollie >:0ed. "That reminds me, when Zero wakes up I gotta smack him for driving too fast yesterday on the way back from the amusement park," they said. Kai D:ed. "HASN'T MY SWEET BABY BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH?!" he cried. Ollie ;-;ed. "Sorry..." "Nah it's fine you can smack him," Kai :3ed. Ollie :Ded. Jimmy, seeing that Dolion was NOT going to surrender his precious cape, walked over to Zero and nudged him with her foot. Zero didn't move. "Oh. You were right, Kai. He IS d34d," Jimmy shrugged. Kai looked like was about to cry. Ren >:0ed and ;-;ed. "KAI NO DON'T CRY- DON'T BE SAD- HE ALWAYS COMES BACK!" he screamed. He o_oed. "Wait... Kai, is Zero an Afton?" "NO!" Kai yelled. Fred B)ed. "I thi-ink we should put his ha-and in a bowl of wa-arm water," he snickered. Kai O_Oed. "NO!" he screamed. "Stand back, weaklings," 1x demanded, rising dramatically from the couch. "I shall wake the dork." He walked over to Zero. Everyone stood back as 1x knelt down. They watched and waited for him to do some cool dark magic stuff. 1x did not in fact do cool dark magic stuff. He crouched down next to Zero, leaned over, inhaled, and screamed "HEY BANANA BOY! WAKE YOUR STUP!D A[rtic fox :D] UP OR I'LL EAT YOU!" Zero instantly jumped up, reached for his Z-saber that was currently non-existent, realized he didn't have it, and immediately punched 1x in the face. All of this happened before he'd even realized there was no actual threat. He blinked, watching as 1x hissed and stumbled back a step, his hand flying to his face. "You !diot!" he exclaimed. "Oh, sorry," Zero murmured, not sounding sorry at all. Ollie D:ed and ran to 1x. "Are you okay?" they asked. Jimmy approached also to check on 1x. Dolion stayed in his corner where he was safe. "I'm fine," 1x snapped, pushing Ollie away with a gentleness he would never admit to. He didn't care to have Ollie see him with a bl00dy nose. When Dolion noticed that 1x had a bl00dy nose, he T_Ted and very wearily approached, offering him a clean handkerchief. 1x begrudgingly took it and put it on his face to stop the bl33ding. Dolion quickly retreated from whence he came. Ollie turned to Zero. "Now I have TWO reasons to smack you," they said, walking over to him. Zero ._.ed. "M'sorry wha---" Ollie sw4tted him in the arm. Zero ಠ_ಠed. "What was that for?" he asked. "For driving too fast yesterday," Ollie said. They sw4tted him again. "What was THAT for?" Zero asked. "For punching my b0yfriend," Ollie >:/ed. Zero T_Ted. Since the commotion had mostly died down, Kai ran to Zero and hugged him. "You were unconscious for like... five whole minutes! I missed you so much," Kai ;-;ed. Zero -///-ed and patted Kai on the back. "GAY," Ren and Fred screeched from the couch. Zero fl!pp3d them both 0ff. Ren >:0ed. "Rude." Jimmy realized she hadn't had a dialogue line in like five paragraphs and decided to say something. "You know what's weird? Legolas's chin," she said randomly. Kai screeched. "NO! EVERY PART OF HIM IS BEAUTIFUL!" he screamed. "Jimmy's right, Kai," Ren said. "Yeah," Zero agreed. Kai D:ed in betrayal at Ren and Zero. Ollie TwTed. "C'mon guys, Leggy's just a silly behbeh." Kai nodded. "C'mon, Fred," Ren said. "Let's go m4k3 0ut like the gays we were meant to be." He dragged Fred out of the room. Fred O///Oed and B')ed. Ollie >:0ed and -_-"ed. "You got the gay part right!" they called after the two. Jimmy >:Ped. "TMI, GUYS! TMI!" she exclaimed. [end of Part 6 cuz desc too long :>]