It began with a click on a quiet screen, Just me… and my camera’s gleam. The world said, “Code something fun today!” But I chose to put a cat head on my face anyway. [Pre-Chorus] Now the pixels align like fate in disguise, My ears are coordinates — I can see it in my eyes. A silent whisper from the CPU: “You were never human… you were Scratch Cat too.” [Chorus] Lift your head, brave coder of light! The webcam watches through the night. Yaw, pitch, roll — this is your cue, A legend is born from a math-filled view! [Verse 2] I measure my width like a noble knight, Two ears apart, oh what a sight! The nose, my compass, true and proud, Leading my face through the digital crowd. [Bridge] Some say it’s silly — they just don’t see, The glory of trigonometry. For when I nod, the Cat nods too, Destiny written in coordinate view! [Final Chorus] Lift your head, brave coder of might! The Scratch Cat crown is shining bright. From mortal code to feline grace, I found myself… in a cartoon face! [Outro – spoken, serious whisper] “And on that day… the webcam blinked… and whispered… meow.”
