Hello there denizens of this barren purple land. I am presently dispatching myself to the Republic of France under the noble guise of a school exchange program, where my primary objectives includes mastering the art of polite panic in a foreign tongue. Of course, my esteemed host family will soon discover whether my grasp of French cuisine extends beyond pointing desperately at pastries, while my bedroom at home enjoys a temporary and well-deserved silence.
I worked on that speech for about five minutes. What I will be missing: Nothin’ since I will be taking my laptop with me. Obviously. What I will NOT be missing: my sisters cherry and snow, because it is summer in france and there are no cherries in season in Paris nor is there snow. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
