tw: censored swears and uhh whatever is in the incorrect quote generator **lama:** I like to think of myself as a semi responsible adult here. **quinn:** void is 70% of your impulse control and you know this lama. **void:** I feel like lama is the more responsible one of us two though. **lama:** We are both 70% of each others' impulse control. **void:** Just two lil beasts in pinwheel hats spinning on the merry-go-round at dangerous velocities, holding each other’s hands so the other doesn’t fall off. **kitty:** This is a very powerful artifact. You’d be messing with some forces we don’t fully understand. **scone:** That sounds like a dare to me. **kitty:** Oh my god. **quinn:** eclipse is okay. **olive:** They're okay? They said they were going to break my legs! And don't tell me they didn't mean it, okay?! 'Cause they gave me the mackerel eyes, they meant it! **quinn:** olive, eclipse threatened me. They threaten nyx every day. They probably threatened scone before breakfast this morning. It's what they do. Grow a pair. **katie:** So I’m the only one around here who can clean up, huh? You can't even lift a finger? **kitty:** Do I get to pick the finger? **laika:** Wow. I keep stepping on a lot of crunchy twigs. **juvii:** Those are bones, laika. **laika:** *looks straight up* Not if I never look down. **floor:** juvii, I know you love olive. I mean, we all do, they’re a very nice person and I respect them immensely. **floor:** But I think they might be a freaking idiot. *timber teaching amethyst to drive and taking netta along for the ride* **timber:** That's a pothole. To the left! **amethyst:** Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole* **netta, sticking their face into the front over the center console:** Cha Cha real smooth. **amethyst:** I don't think that's how the song goes. **timber, crying and gripping the handle:** Please just take me home. **amethyst:** Country Roads. **netta:** To the place. **amethyst and netta in unison:** I Belong! **timber, crying harder:** What the f---? **katie:** Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff. **cupid:** YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE F---ING STAIRS! **scone:** Oh, fiddlesticks. **void:** Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the f---ing language. **eclipse, lying on the floor, depressed:** I'll never be a cop. I'm gonna have to be a robber. **katie:** I can’t believe my birth certificate says F... **katie:** ...How did I fail being born? **cupid:** You're alive. **katie:** There's no need to sound so disappointed. **amethyst:** Where's timber? **lama:** Don't worry, I'll find them. **lama, shouting:** void sucks! **timber, distantly:** void is the best person ever! F--- you! **lama:** Found them. **laika:** Sorry I can’t be emotionally vulnerable with you it’d ruin the mystery. **zorii:** What makes you all smile? **void:** Friends and Family. **amethyst:** Snacks. **quinn:** Victory and success. **cupid:** Face muscles. **amethyst:** Guys… the principal just called— **kitty:** It was eclipse! **eclipse:** It was olive! **olive:** It was scone! **scone:** It was me! **scone:** *spins around in chair ominously* I’ve been expecting y- *chair continues to spin* s--- *tries to stop spinning* s--- *tries to grab a table to stop spinning* s--- *falls out of chair* **zorii:** Yesterday, I watched olive try to eat a decorative rock from juvii's potted plant. cypress caught them, and told them they can't eat rocks. olive started whining something about no food being in the house before walking away. **cupid, filling out legal paperwork:** Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB? **timber:** Bold of you to assume I was born at all. **eclipse:** I personally was created in a lab. **floor:** I just straight up spawned lol. **lemon:** Hey, aren’t you cypress? **cypress:** You a cop? **lemon:** No. **cypress:** Then yes, I am. **olive:** Hey, are you free? **floor:** No, I’m expensive. **cupid:** I am an expert at identifying birds. **amethyst:** Okay, what about those ones flying over there? **cupid:** Yeah, they're all birds. **nyx:** Why are you like this?? **quinn:** I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since. **amethyst:** Dammit, void, you ruined everything! **void:** You’re welcome. **cupid:** How petty can you get? **timber:** I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about. **void:** I'm tired. **lemon:** You slept for three hours last night! Why are you surprised?! **void:** I'm not surprised. I just wanted to complain about it. **void:** I really like Eminem. **amethyst:** I prefer skittles. **cupid:** They are talking about the rapper. **amethyst:** Why would they eat the wrapper? **juvii:** Seriously, I have no idea what to do. **juvii:** Oh, wait! Yahoo! Answers. (+ in n+c)
**void:** I just found out that humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can’t take it out without shattering it, and now I have to physically restrain myself from putting a light bulb in my mouth **floor:** Hey I just got a pet snake. What should I name him? **lemon:** A pet WHAT?! **sunce:** William Snakespeare. *kitty is reading a Clifford The Big Red Dog book* **olive, watching:** How did he get to be so big? Do they ever explain that? **kitty:** Well, Emily’s love for him grew, and so did he. **olive:** Well, your dog is pretty small. Guess that says something about you, huh? **kitty, angrily shutting their book:** YOU’RE SMALL! WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT YOUR PARENTS?!?! **zorii:** WHO THE F---- **floor:** Whoa, language! **zorii:** I speak f---ing English! **floor:** ... **scone:** If you see me talking to myself, go away! I’m self-employed and we’re having a staff meeting!
