~ ★ Domestic Gay Fluff ★ ~ [Part 5]

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*purposefully makes the song contradict the images* IT'S ALWAYS A GOOD TIME~ hey how come Zero only smiles when he's dying ;-; ~~~ There came a sad, sad day when the squad decided to attend an amusement park. Surprisingly, nobody screamed in agony at the idea. So they all got in the van and Fred transported them to the amusement park. Then Fred tried to dump them there and drive away. Ren stopped him. Fred was sad because he was foiled again. Zero half-playfully socked Fred in the arm. Fred :Ced because Zero often forgot his own strength and getting socked in the arm by him didn't feel so good. Ollie >:00000ed and ran over to a dart throwing carnival game and >:OOOOOOed at a stuffed turtle. "OH. MY. GOSH. I WANT THAT," they screamed. 1x was immediately at their side. "I WILL WIN IT FOR YOU," he announced to nobody. He slammed down a 20 dollar bill. Fred >:0ed because that was from his wallet. The poor teenager running the game just ;-;ed. "Sure man, just don't break anything or I'll get in trouble," they said, handing 1x the darts. 1x was about to throw the darts AT the teen and then just steal the turtle but then he looked at Ollie, who probably didn't care for that sort of strategy. 1x sighed. He was gonna have to do this the hard way. Meanwhile, Jimmy tried to pull Dolion over to the teacups ride. Dolion sort of dragged his feet but didn't argue. Jimmy climbed into a blue teacup and gestured for Dolion to get in beside her. Dolion sighed but climbed in. The ride guy started the ride. Dolion squeezed his eyes shut while Jimmy tried to make the teacup go as fast as possible. She was surprisingly good at that. After the ride, Dolion stumbled over to a bench and sat down, stared at the ground, and tried to focus on not throwing up. Jimmy sat down beside him, totally unfazed. Also meanwhile, Fred picked Zero up by his ponytail. "YEOW! NOT THE HAIR!" Zero yelped, wincing. Fred ignored him and started walking over to the ferris wheel. "NO rolle-er coasters for you because you always thro-ow up on me," Fred T_Ted. "Here. Ge-et in here and try to not thi-ink about m&rd3r fo-or 10 minutes." He tossed Zero half-heartedly into one of the ferris wheel things. Zero ._.ed and jumped up. "Hey---" "BYE!" Fred abandoned Zero and went to find Ren instead. Kai D:ed because now he had no one. Ollie was busy cheering 1x on while the latter threw darts way too aggressively, Fred was flirting with Ren while Ren complained about the sun and tried to find a shady spot to sit down, Jimmy was trying to comfort Dolion (who was definitely not doing so well), and Zero was now pouting because he was stuck on a ferris wheel until it was over. Kai sat down by himself and ;-;ed. Jimmy noticed and D:ed. "Hey, Kai, you wanna come sit with us? I promise Dolion won't throw up on you!" she exclaimed. Dolion whimpered. Kai T_Ted. "..I'm good." A few minutes later, 1x held up the turtle plushie Ollie had wanted for all to see. "I WONNNNN!" he >:Ded, finally genuinely pleased with himself for once. Ollie :DDDed as 1x handed the plushie to them. Ollie hugged him. "THANK YOUUUU!" they X3ed. 1x B]ed. "I bet ZERO couldn't do that," he bragged. "..Wait, where IS Zero?" Kai sadly pointed to the ferris wheel. 1x raised an eyebrow. "Sad." After the ferris wheel ended, Zero ran off of it and straight over to Fred. "I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR BUTT," he said sharply. Fred gently pushed him away. "Not now, Hot Shot. I'm cha-arming Ren," he said. Ren didn't look very charmed. He looked like he was thinking about what he wanted to have for dinner. Zero >:Ced and socked Fred in the arm. Again. Harder this time. Fred yelped and rubbed his arm. "DUDE, YOU-U HAVE SUPE-ER STRENGTH! DON'T DO THA-AT!" he cried. Zero just T^Ted and then walked away and over to Kai. Ollie :0ed and watched as Zero sat down next to Kai and wrapped his arm around him. Ollie looked up at 1x, wondering if he was capable of such things. 1x stared into space. Ollie TwTed. Fred decided Ren was completely uncharmable and walked over to Kai and Zero, who were literally about to [k], and put his arms around both of them, :Ding. "Hey, gays, how's it going?" he asked. Zero >:|ed. "Don't you mean 'guys'?" he grumbled. Fred's face darkened. "DID I STUTTER?" Kai :'Ded. "For once, no," he said. Fred B)ed and then looked at Zero's very angy face. "Oh, did I inte-errupt something?" he asked smugly. Zero grabbed Fred by the back of his head and smashed his head into the back of the bench. "OWWW! ZE-ERO! NOT COOL, MA-AN!" Fred screamed. Ren >:0ed and ran over. "Hey, don't hurt my poor widdle baby!" he gasped. Zero stared at him. "'WIDDLE'???" he exclaimed. "YE! HE'S JUST A WIDDLE GUY!" Ren cried. "C'mon, Freddy. Let's go where the bad man can't hurt you." He glared at Zero and led Fred away. Zero sat there, completely dumbfounded. "I'M SORRY, 'THE BAD MAN'?!" [cont'd in notes and credits section]