Me: But eating soap has helped me through many life chalenges. It got me a stable job and house. It isn't toxic it's so nice to me and it calls me a pretty princess. I have a wife named mercenary joe. And she agrees eating soap is a valuable thing to do, I've fed my children soap for the last 3930439432249 hours, they have so much energy and are always getting A+s. Their skin is minty green like mine and they get bullied for it, sadly. But then they started bulking up and became two unhealthy homer simpsons. The next year in high school they had conquerd the school and became cult kids. mercinary joke died soon i was depression. i didn't like deppresion so i joind cult of bart with my two hameer sampletons. we ate lots of healty stuf that good, profecto. when my children borthed into beautiful gpvormint pies i ate pie and some how offended the pie people and got chased outtta town, bit i pulled out some nasty soap and eated it cause i wasa scraredd and needed the powers. then i wnet around with nnerf gun shooting aplles slice duet outta town and eevery one now hated harold befor i threw him outta windoh and mad e him eat baby duckling. baby duckling was so happy it said QUAAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAAKKKAKAKAKAAAHHH o my gosh how happy ducke wasasasasaaaahhh i love soap. it taught hazednd amamazin toest mahkin in the universe. yeah..soapy soaapppp said it love me more than joe and we went to heaven far fzarrrr aroiund the hell grounddsss in the hellck bleh. i saw a kid making out with a ice crem it crazy hell. cause ice crem decapahtatd whn kid happe. saddeneeess childrennn.........soapeee sopa saop.
i remember bringing this up while talkin with some one and it forever stayed on my mind, while writing i prolly got high on Flintstones medicine candies :3
