~ ★ Domestic Gay Fluff ★ ~ [Part 3]

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This is an episode made just to introduce Jimmy's new #1 yume. -_- THIS IS ALL JIMMY'S FAULT. /silly /nm ~~~ Everyone was just chilling like normal, and then JIMMY decided she was bored and wanted to make Kai suffer. So she got up, pointed at Tom, and said "Hey, Tom, how about a vacation?!" Tom ._.ed. "What---" he started. Jimmy snapped her fingers. Tom blinked, looking down at himself. He was now wearing a Hawaiian shirt and beach shorts. "WHAT---" "Bye, Tom! See you later!" Jimmy chirped, snapping her fingers again. Tom popped out of existence. He was probably fine but very grumpy. Everyone stared at Jimmy in disbelief. "NO! THE BALANCE OF THE UNIVERSE HAS BEEN DISTURBED!" Kai screeched. "JIMMY, WE NEED EIGHT PEOPLE!" Jimmy :Ded. "Yeah, how about we make our eighth buddy... DOLION?!" she exclaimed. (YES, JIMMY DID REQUEST THIS. SHE BASICALLY FORCED ME TO DO IT.) Kai stared at her in horror. "NO FREAKING WAY!" he screamed. Jimmy ;-;;;;ed and then did puppy dog eyes. "Aww, PWEASE, Kai?!" she begged, dropping to her knees and grabbing Kai's legs. She looked up at him with the saddest eyes ever. Zero shielded his gaze so he wouldn't be tempted to buy her lots of presents. Kai was used to Ren making puppy dog eyes at him, so he was unfazed. "NO," he said firmly. "Wait! If you do it, I'll... I'll... uh..." Jimmy looked around for a bribe. "I don't accept bribes," Kai T_Ted. "I'll make sure everyone leaves you and Zero alone for at least two hours!" Jimmy squeaked. Kai froze. So did Zero. "...What?" Kai asked. "Yeah! I'll do it! But only if you let Dolion be the eighth guy!" Jimmy exclaimed. Kai let out a profoundly exasperating sigh, looking like an exhausted dad. "Fine. But when you end up hating him because of his behavior, don't blame me!" "I COULD NEVER HATE HIM!" Jimmy grinned. Kai sighed, turning to the others. "I am so sorry." Fred shrugged. "Eh. Can't be any wo-orse than me-e, right?" he smirked. "Got that right," Ren said. "AY---" "I accept your apology, small pink and black gremlin," 1x huffed. "But only so Ollie won't be sad." Ollie TwTed. "I hate Dolion. He's gonna ruin everything." They looked at Jimmy, who looked so hopeful. "But... okay. For Jimmy." Jimmy >:DDDDDDed, realizing that she held the power to control everyone with her puppy dog eyes and bribes. Kai sighed. "Fine. You asked for it," he grumbled. He snapped his fingers, and into existence popped LORD DOLION. Jimmy screamed in joy, biting the collar of her hoodie in excitement. Dolion looked thoroughly confused, pulling his cape tightly around himself like a security blanket. "Where... where am I?" he demanded. Then he looked at Kai. "O-Oh. It's YOU," he complained, thoroughly displeased. "Did you bring me here to torture me even more?" Kai rolled his eyes dramatically. "Stop whining. I barely even did anything to you," he said. "BARELY EVEN---MY PARENTS HATED ME!" Dolion yelled. "Shush," Kai snapped. Dolion looked at the floor and pouted. "So... THIS is the guy Jimmy chose over Tom?" Ren asked, ಠ_ಠing. "Yeah, what a loser," Ollie muttered. "I heard that," Dolion snapped. Jimmy ran to give Dolion a hug. "You are now my husband," she said. Dolion flushed bright red. "I'm... sorry? What?" he squeaked. "WHY? YOU SHOULD HATE HIM BY NOW! ALL HE'S DONE IS WHINE!" Kai shouted, dismayed. "He's TRAUMATIZED, Kai! Back off!" Jimmy said, offended on behalf of Dolion. Dolion gently removed Jimmy from him. "Let's not wrinkle my suit, okay?" he mumbled. "Please, you don't give a darn about your suit, you're just flustered," 1x scoffed. "I hate you all," Dolion declared. "Except you." He looked at Jimmy. "You shall be my official fan." Jimmy :Ded. "Cooooool." Kai rubbed the bridge of his nose. "Worst. chapter. ever." he huffed. "You mean BEST!" Jimmy chirped. "I don't think he did," Ren said critically. Jimmy was unfazed by the fact that virtually everyone disagreed with her love for Dolion. She didn't care. She was just glad she'd gotten what she wanted. AKA Dolion. She :3ed. "We-elcome to the family, Dolion," Fred said. "Ge-et ready to be ca-alled gay every ten mi-inutes." Dolion opened his mouth to say that it was 'LORD Dolion' but he choked when Fred said 'gay.' "GAY?!" he exclaimed. "I'm not gay!" He pulled his cape around him like a vampire so that just his eyes were peeking over the edge. "Wh-Who said I was g-gay?!" "Literally your face," Ollie ಠ_ಠed. "Oh, and Kai." Dolion giggled nervously. Jimmy gasped. "Awwww! Look, he's so cute! Kai, you are a genius," she chirped. "NO! I AM NOT A GENIUS!" Kai exclaimed. "Wait. I MEAN- I am a genius, but HE is my WORST creation!" "Well, too bad, he's here to stay!" Jimmy exclaimed. Everyone sighed. [End of part 3 TwT (I'll make another one soon bc this one was just to introduce DOLION..)]