I pledge allegiance..to the flag thingy..of the United Spamton States of Pipis...and to the big shot..for which it do be standing..one nation..under the Spamton G. Spamton..indivisible like a really stuck jar lid.. with liberty and [HYPERLINK BLOCKED] and lipid and also maybe cheese for all the little sponges.
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