~ ★ Domestic Gay Fluff ★ ~ [Part 2]

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Sorry, Ren... I know you hate this, but Jimmy and Ollie wanted more... *sigh* ~~~ TODAY, the sQuAd, as Ollie liked to refer to them, decided to go to the store. Kai screamed in agony at hearing that they had to go grocery shopping, but Fred wanted to get frookie ingredients and Zero "needed" more bananas, so Kai was out-voted. Tom didn't want to go grocery shopping either, but he went along because he cared about Jimmy, and Jimmy wanted to go just to see how normal people would respond to seeing a 9 foot tall bear and a fourth dimension entity walking around with a guy with Elf ears and a dude with a green tongue. So they all went to the driveway, where there was the only vehicle capable of transporting all eight of these weirdos. A van, of course. Custom made. Fred got in the driver's seat, and Ren climbed into the passenger seat beside him, only to completely ignore him and pretend he wasn't there. Ollie, Jimmy, and Kai decided to sit together in second row, which left Tom, Zero, and 1x stuck in the very back. "EVERYONE RE-EADY?!" Fred screamed, causing almost everyone to cover their ears. Fred did not wait for a single response. He sped out of the driveway and zoomed toward the grocery store. "GO FASTER!" Zero yelled. He was used to going at least 100 mph on missions. Fred T_Ted. "Bruh" "Calm down, you idiot," 1x hissed, rolling his eyes. "You don't need to scream." Zero scowled at him and slumped down in his seat. He wished he hadn't gotten lumped together with someone he wanted to [unalive]. And also Tom. Tom didn't give a darn about anything, he was just glad they didn't have to walk. Soon, they arrived at the grocery store. Jimmy jumped out of the car first, but she chose to climb over Ollie and Kai to get to the opposite door. She ran toward the grocery store without looking to see if there were any cars coming. Unfortunately, there were definitely cars coming. Tom screamed. "JIMMY!!!" he shouted, leaping over the second row and bursting out of the car. He ran over to Jimmy, who was standing innocently in the middle of the street, and yanked her back just before she got run over. "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" Tom exclaimed, grabbing Jimmy by the shoulders. His hands were trembling. "A lot of things," Jimmy said innocently. Tom stared at her for a moment and then gave her a hug. "Don't do that ever again..." he muttered. Jimmy returned the hug. Ollie ran over to the two of them, D:ing. "Jimmy, are you okay? You almost died! Again!" they exclaimed. "I'm good!" Jimmy said, giving Ollie a thumbs-up. They all went into the store. Zero grabbed Kai by the arm and went straight to the produce aisle. Ollie and 1x tagged along so they could get limes and hOnEyDeW mElOnS. Fred and Ren went to get flour and Fred's so called "secret ingredient". Pencil shavings./j Jimmy tried to go get some potato chips, but Tom grabbed her by the hood of her sweater and pulled her back. "Nuh-uh. You are staying RIGHT here where I can see you," he said firmly, though his voice trembled slightly. Jimmy D:<ed. "But I want potato chips!" she cried. "You should've thought about that before you almost got yourself [unalive]ed," Tom said. Jimmy ;-;ed but didn't fight. She just leaned her head on Tom's shoulder. In the produce aisle, Zero grabbed 10 bunches of bananas and dumped them into 1x's arms. 1x >:0ed and >:Ced. "Why do **I** have to carry these?!" he complained. "Because you're stronger," Zero said. "Unless you'd like to admit I'M stronger." "Fine! I'll carry them!" 1x huffed grumpily. Ollie :Ded and dumped a bag of limes and two honeydew melons into 1x's arms. "Thanks," they said. "You're the best." 1x >:Ced. Kai grabbed a bag of grapes and put it on top of the stack of fruit poor, poor 1x had to carry. "Yeah, thanks," he said blankly. Meanwhile, Fred wanted to see if he could get away with stealing by putting the stuff in his stomach tank. Ren said no. Fred ;-;ed and reluctantly decided to pay for it. "But only fo-or you, my sweet," Fred said smugly. Ren walked away from him. "WA-AIT COME BACK-" Fred cried. The four couples met up at the check-out, where Zero made Fred pay for everything. "WHY ME?" Fred yelped. "Because you're the biggest," Zero said simply. "Well, you're the gayest!" Fred huffed. "NUH-UH!" Zero exclaimed. "Ren's the gayest!" "No, Kai's the gayest," Ren said matter-of-factly. "It's true," Kai said. Ollie D:ed. "Mannnn I thought **I** was the gayest," they sighed. "You'll always be the gayest to me," 1x said, planting a [k] on Ollie's head. Ollie O/////Oed. "Sh-Shut up!" After Fred begrudgingly paid for everything, Zero decided to be a gentleman and carry everything. He dumped the stuff in the trunk and everyone got in. Tom shoved Zero closer to 1x. "Personal space, man," he grumped. "What about MY personal space?" Zero whined. "Both of you shut up or I'll erase your existence," 1x snapped. Zero and Tom shut up. [End of Part 2 :3]