I thought I would do this for no reason. A – are you single? yes B – best friend? KirbdabirbheheGD on glomble C – crush? no D – do you sleep with a plushie? not daily E – easiest person to talk to? online peoples F – favorite song right now? idk. I like emamouse and "commatose" by glass beach G – girl/boy best friends? my group chat. I have a sneaking suspicion that one of them is trans and that would fill the "girl" requirement H – have you had your first kiss? not that I know of I – interesting fact about you? I find amusement in utilizing my expansive vocabulary J – jealous of? nothing rn. K – kissed anyone recently? no. why do you love kissing so much. that's like 2 questions now L – last person you talked to? I forgot M – middle name? yes I do have one N – nicknames? who cares O – one thing you love about yourself? my online presence I guess. ooh, and my sense of humor and ability to think fast P – pepsi or coke? Pepsi only because I like being a contrarian Q – question you get asked a lot? none in particular R – recent text? i made some minor changes before then S – spill some tea? ow hot T – type in boys/girls? who? U – unpopular opinion? people should stop being a nuisance and stop voicing their opinions on things that really don't matter V – valued friendship? ig yea W – worst fear? that I will never amount to anything, living every future day the same, everyone being out to get me, dolphins X – ex? that doesn't start with x you utter buffoon Y – your favorite food? broccolis or occasionally cheesecake. starting this with "your" is a bit of a cop-out, no? Z – zodiac sign? polyhedra
