~ ★ Domestic Gay Fluff (kind of) ★ ~ [Part 1]

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Hello :3 this is mostly for Ren, Ollie, Jimmy, and myself, but anyone may read it. It's just random domestic gay fluff of us and our yumes being stupid and gay. I WROTE THIS, NOT AI T_T - I used he/they pronouns for my persona, but keep in mind I have no real officially set pronouns, meaning any pronouns are fine for me and/or my persona. :3 - anygays please don't sue for my stupidity :3 ~~~ For whatever strange, bizarre reason, Kai, Ren, Ollie, Jimmy, Fred, Zero, Tom, and 1x decided it was a good idea to share an apartment. Well, not really 1x and Zero. They didn't think that was a good idea at all. It was a big apartment, sure, but 8 people, one of which was a 9 foot tall bear, was still a tight squeeze. We begin our first portion of the story on a dismal, rainy day, when it was kind of a very horrible idea to go outside, meaning our gay idiots were even more stuck than usual. :( The human adjacents, Ollie, Kai, Jimmy, and Ren, were TRYING to focus on drawing their very poor and traumatized OCs, but the not-human-at-alls were making it VERY DIFFICULT. Well, except Zero. He was staring out the window at the rain like a tragic anime hero. Fred walked over to Ren and plopped down on the floor beside him. "Wha-atcha drawin', sweet pea? IS IT ME-E?" he asked, trying to peek over Ren's shoulder. Trying was not a good word to suit this action, because Fred was like four feet taller than Ren and had no trouble seeing the page. To Fred's major dismay, the drawing was not of him. It was of one of Ren's OCs suffering. "Why don't you eve-er draw me anymo-ore?" Fred whined, throwing his head back dramatically. "Because you're hard to draw," Jimmy chimed in from her spot on the couch, looking up from drawing a picture of Tom. "Tom's easy though! Right, Tom?" Tom, who was sitting next to her with his arm around her, nodded. "Yeah.. much easier than a fat bear," he muttered. "I heard- I HEARD THAT," Fred exclaimed defensively. "And I'm not fa-at. I'm big boned." "You're fat," 1x said from where he was eating a dehydrated lime. Zero finally turned from the window to look at 1x in profound disgust. "Why do you eat those? You should try eating a REAL fruit sometime. Like a banana," he said, pulling a banana out of nowhere and peeling it. 1x frowned. "Bananas are fine, but not as good as dehydrated limes." "Let's not argue, guys," Ollie sighed, rubbing the bridge of their nose. They loved their roommates, but they were being annoying right now. Ollie looked over at Kai, who was being an edgelord in the corner and grinning maliciously while drawing his OC Shinzo being sad. "You good, twin?" Ollie asked. "You look a little... evil." "I AM evil," Kai responded, looking up from the drawing. "Look what I did to Shinzo." He showed Ollie the drawing. Ollie ;-;ed. "Poor guy..." "Hey, where's Dolion?" Jimmy asked, looking at Kai. "HE'S DEAD," Kai screamed. Jimmy >:0ed and ;-;;;;;;;;;ed. "KAI, NO! You can't [unalive] the best character!" she cried. "He's NOT the best character, he's a horrible person!" Kai protested. "No, he's just a misunderstood artist," Jimmy said calmly. She looked to Tom for approval on her opinion. Tom shrugged. "Sure," he muttered. "Whatever." Jimmy B)ed proudly. "SEE? Tom agrees, and he's the smartest person in this room." Zero, 1x, and Fred immediately snapped their heads to look at Jimmy so fast it sounded like they all simultaneously broke their necks. "EXCUSE ME?" they all asked. Jimmy cackled like an evil villain and hid in her oversized hoodie. Ollie frowned. "I think 1x is the smartest," they said. 1x grinned. "THANK you," he said. Ollie rolled their eyes. "You're in a room full of gay idiots, it's not saying much," they muttered. 1x T_Ted. Zero folded his arms. "I am a tactical genius built to win w4rs," he said. "CLEARLY, I am the smartest one here." Fred >:Ced. "No-o, you're a banana built to be-e gay," he said. "If anyone's sma-art here, it's ME. I know ove-er 300 ways to ch0p off a-a h34d." "I know how to be a good b0yfriend," Zero snapped. "I'M A BE-ETTER B0YFRIEND THA-AN YOU," Fred yelled. "Please," Zero scoffed. "Ren is miserable." Ren looked up. "It's true." "Yeah, but it's not because of ME-E, right?!" Fred exclaimed, ;-;ing. Ren shrugged. "Who's to say?" he said. "RENNY!" Fred cried. Ren :3ed and went back to drawing like nothing even happened. He probably didn't even remember that anything happened. He was tired. Zero rolled his eyes and went back to watching the rain. Kai finished his drawing and walked over to Zero, hugging his arm and watching the rain with him. "GAY," Ollie screeched, pointing a shaking finger at Kai and Zero. "GAY GAY HOMOSEXUAL GAY" Zero shot them a death glare. Ollie was filled with dismay and inched closer to 1x, who just took another grumpy bite of his dehydrated lime. [End of Part 1 because the desc cannot be any longer :3]