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Testing, testing one two three…Uh is this even working? Hold on… Eh it better be since otherwise im about to waste like 2 minutes of time. But if you’re hearing this…Hi! For some reason the company wants us to have these kinda, audio log things? I think they want them so they can track things better or something but I’m not Dr. Hugh’s so I have no idea. But uhh anyway I guess this is my day one report of what’s going on or something. Overall, it’s been pretty fun. I got assigned to this giant plant hydra called the three headed fly trap. It’s like a Venus fly trap but GIANT and has two extra heads that are connected to the same stem or something and what I think are eyes? Not sure if those work. honestly I think “Three headed fly trap” is a really boring name. Might give them a nickname sometime but I digress. I got to it and they said that it needs bugs and stuff to eat which I don’t really like since I find bugs to be very annoying and weird. Though I guess it DOES let us give it ants or spiders that sneak into the lab so that’s convenient. It was kinda hostile at first but after 5 or so minutes it cooled down and started to listen my voice. I feel like it’s hearing is on the same level of a dog or something, where it can understand humans but it lacks the vocal chords to say things themselves. Wait hold on how does it even hear me? It’s a plant. Eh whatever… I got to feed it and it started to let out this cute little noises ohh I love it so much! Overall it’s been a pretty nice experience so far and I can’t wait to…Oh hey Dr. Grey….Yeah I’m just recording this real quick. I’m almost done with it actually let me just wrap this up. Um yeah I’m excited to see it again but it’s getting late so I should probably just end this log here. Wait where’s the button for it…Stupid tech from the 60s-[End transmission]
