Press (space) to make him talk (took me a while still a work in progress please no hate)
Behold... the Chunky Green Guy. Scientists still can't explain why he's so chunky, and nobody knows what species he is. Some say he's fueled entirely by snacks. Others believe he appeared out of nowhere just to stare at people. I spent time making him look as gloriously round and green as possible. Whether you think he's adorable or just a little suspicious, I hope he makes you laugh. If you like him, leave a comment. If you don't... he's probably staring at you right now.
