THE NIGHT OF DA TERRIBL PO!SONING a horror story by MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MYSELF AND I- police: OH NO WAH WAH. someone got PO!SONED. we DEFINATELY CARE SO MUC- other police guy: yo mark, look at this cat video i found bro *all the officers stop investigating and watch the video in awesome awe and awesomeness* MOI: *appears out of nowhere* hahaha someone got PO!SONED- *falls over on ground and becomes still* my thousands upon millions of adoring fans who love me so very much: OHMYGOD JEREMY ARE YOU OKAY? MOI: *lifts head* no, i'm dead, you genius geniuses of geniusness *plops back on ground and looks very ded* cocodaman1234: okay thats nice now ill go copy ppls stuff and do derpy dances *does the Distraction Dance* MOI: Good j#b, coco. Good j#b. THE NIGHT WAS COLD AS THE POLICE NOITICED THE OTHER RANDO ON THE GROUND WHO WAS DEFINATELY NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THERE police: hey! you! what are you doing here? MOI: writing a bestselling yuri, what are you doing? haha just kidding, I'm here to be silly and cause problems. police: THEN GET OUT MOI: no, dead people don't walk THE VERY VERY VERY AWESOME AND AMAZING AND WONDERFUL AND SO FIREEEEE AND MEDIOCRE AND DRAMATIC AND- long story short THE END
