Welcome to the smiley machine, the strangest scratch game! You roll for coins. Here are the worts for each roll: (worst to best) Mad: -30 Sad open: -20 Sad: -10 Unamused: 0 Happy: 2 Happy open: 5 Shocked: 10 Suspicious: 11 Grin: 13 Tongue: 30
MASSIVE DISCLAIMER: I do NOT condone gambling, this is just a crude parody, that’s why there is a “U” on the coins, it means “useless”. So please, never gamble in real life.
