Transcript: Hello! Welcome to the 4th Deepfryer News Report! I'm your host, jvvmeg, and I'm here to take you into the fry basket! We have a lot of important stuff today! Starting off with a spy attack and a recent (resolved however) Code Black! @fry690, a seemingly trusted member, turned out to be the enemy himself, @scratchydan2015. After becoming a manager (I naïvely promoted him, still sorry about that ._.), scratchydan managed to remove every curator and project. MangoScorpion13 was immediately notified and managed to add everyone back, meaning we were able to rebuild. We are currently in a tense and turbulent period. scratchydan offered a ceasefire, but doesn't seem to want to terminate his queerphobic and furrphobic views, meaning this may drag on if he keeps bothering us. Next, SOME GREAT NEWS. TheBlackKnight2000 (our former fry king) has revealed their new account, @totally_not_on_fire, so now we can live in peace knowing who he is and that he's still here for us :D. Hopefully this time no negative situations will arise. I urge every one of you to keep things drama-free if unnecessary tensions are spawning. Finally, some good news FOR ME, @tartrules has agreed to donate money to us so I can keep jumping out the window! Thank you so much for making sure everyone here gets an exciting ending! GERONIMO!!!!
BRAKING NUZ
