Quick note before I begin, don't look if you're not okay with me talking negatively about your grammar. It's mostly just jokes, like in question five (5) (the first mention of it), and I don't believe there's anything that actually is mean, certainly nothing that's intentionally mean. 45 could be a little mean, as I mention you needing help with your grammar, but that's as bad as it gets. 1. Do you like walrus cheese? No. 2. Are you lying about question 1? No. 3. Are you lying about question 2? No. 4. Are you already bored answering these questions? No. 5. Whats the weirdest text symbol you have found? The apostrophe. It's weird that you don't have one. 6. Are you pro second amendment? Idk what that is, I'm Canadian if that affects anything. 7. Is the answer to this question going to be "no"? Negative. 8. Whats the answer to this question? Add an apostrophe. 9. Do you gamble? No, unless Pokemon (can't find the accent key) cards count. if answer = yes: 10. why did you bet your soul? if answer = no: 10. why not? Why should I? 11. ¿Necesitabas traducir esta pregunta? True. 12. Do you like the thumbnail i made? Sure. 13. MacOS vs Windows11? Chromebook. 14 Windows11 vs Windows7? Chromebook. 15. How do you do go? I'm sorry, that grammar makes me unable to answer. 16. what color eyes do i have? How should I know? 17. liar... are you a liar? Does being a masker count? 18. Which is your favorite fingernail? I don't have one. 19. yes? Yes. 20. yes? No. 21. yes? No. 22. no? Potentially. 23? I don't like that number. no. Oh wait, no means number sometimes-- 24.? ? is the symbol with which to terminate a sentence when you are asking a question. 25. maybe? I prefer potentially. 27. Did i skip a number? Yep, you skipped twenty six (26). 28. did you scroll down? Yes, how else do you get here? 29. are you mobile? I have physical mobility and am not using a mobile device. 30. 1-10 how weird are these queueueuueeustsisosns? Less weird than your grammar. 31.1-10 how bad was that typo? -10, it was almost undoubtedly on purpose, and therefore not a typo. 32. [insert your own question here]? Hmm, no thanks. I'd prefer not having to go to the trouble of inserting a question. Thanks for making it optional! 33. do you play chess? Nope. 34.scrabble? Nope. 35. will you answer this question? Just did. 36. What is the difference between sex and gender? Sex is a word with two meanings: the way your body looks and reproduces, or that weird thing that all those allos do. Gender is a social construct and is what you see yourself as. 37. whats wrong with this statement? It's not one. 38? Better than twenty three (23), so sure. 39. do you find these questions annoying? Less annoying than your grammar. 40. whats my time zone? How should I know? 41. whats your time zone? I genuinely have no clue. 42. what is 's time zone? Also don't know. 43. best online friend? Not going to answer. 44. 4? Sure, it's better than the other options. 45. do i need help? With your grammar, yes. I don't know if you need other types of help. 46. A paragraph about the topic: why are these questions weird? These questions are weird because your grammar makes them hard to understand. Also, a paragraph can be five words long lol-- 47. favorite band? I don't have one, but if I had to choose, Imagine Dragons (my brother controls the speaker) 48. how to pronounce manuer? Is that even a word? 49. are you sad that there is one more question? Not unless you mean that there's only one more. well that is too bad. You want me to be sad? 50. what is a chuckleberry? I don't actually know!
