Welcome to WeaselWorld! The most amazing theme park to ever bless this planet! I will be your tour guide for our wonderful j-journey. All these years people have asked, "We need a park fun for everyone" and "The other places are just souless". Well, after the closure and ac-cidential destruction of every Disney park, aaaaaand the parent company, we have made a spiritual successor! Our park has everything the other parks don't, soul! Every other park went down the dark path where they destroyed their fans and fun(s) with prioritizing dollars. WeaselWorld is different from those other places for that one reason. (pleasebeadvisedthatweaselworldandallofitssubsidariesarenotresponablefordeathpainsufferringdeathtortureagonydeath) And enjoy our signature Angel food cake *foralimitedtimeonly We are so glad to have you! Have fun! (You have arrived at your destination)
