WARNING: If you are under 13 and 14, please don't view this project. It contains sus jokes, so leave! No false report, please! Lyrics (edited by me, no copyright metrials): VERSE 1 I dreamt to be the very best Among the strong and brave But fandoms of the Wyverness Prefer to feel like slaves I left my home, I tried to pass Right through the tall low poly grass As the strangest feeling in my pants Came like a tidal wave CHORUS 1 A wild dromeaosaurid appeared She's readily spreading her ears You see a principal flexing, oh, dear This ecosystem is weird Head their call to catch 'em all Master, stop rubbing your blue poké balls Teach us new moves and carry us home We always do as we're told The furrýmonication's growing bolder They say it's in the eye of the beholder I say it's just effective Yeah, it's super effective More than a couple extra Stegobulks My Aptonoth evolved into a furry A minor or not? The line gets blurry I guess this is effective Yeah, it's super effective So grab your ultra files Gotta smash 'em all! VERSE 2 Pretend you like this Dev a lot Pretend you draw it for the plot The only rule that you've been taught Must be the 34th You see Smugger, they roam the wild It looks disturbin', but you don't mind 'Cause in a fanfic that you write It's getting so much worse CHORUS 2 Pondering hearts, hardening parts Your partners completed the training Your battling art's defying the charts It's so much more entertaining Gym leader appears, the audience cheers Shattering battle arena Well, she has no clue what you gonna do to her naive Aeroseid Enemy Lizard'o fainted (Ooh!) This pleasure, oh, it's so tainted Look at her trainer, she's devastated Take this, you haters of furry baiting! A silence fell over the herd (Ooh!) Only some mimus is screaming aloud But you won the match and you got the badge It's over the edge, but your mommy is proud! Why not just cast a line and see who's baited? Reshaping the designs full-on R-rated Well, that could be effective Yeah, it's super effective Why polish Devations or a plot And at this point, who cares what I've been drinking? I find the Elder Dragons pretty kinky It really is effective Yeah, it's super effective So don't forget your goal Gotta smash 'em all! BRIDGE (Best part) Mag' taurus used "Choking" And you don't wanna stop him A route to any fetish A harem in your pocket Frostria likes it faster Tricero's gonna rock it Who wouldn't wanna master A harem in your pocket (gotta grab 'em all!) If you are into Reptills You better ask "Eeyfx" A route to any fetish A harem in your pocket (gotta yi** 'em all) Frostria likes it faster Tricero's gonna rock it Who wouldn't wanna master A harem in your pocket (gotta breed 'em all) Yeah, you should be a master A harem in a pocket A furry waifu's master A harem in your pocket (gotta smash 'em all) Yeah, you should be a master A harem in a pocket A furry waifu's master (ooh, yeah) A harem in your pocket (gotta smash 'em all) Furrýmon! ---END---
