*Hic* It's been a while since I've... I've UPDATED here, so I figured I would catch you nimwits up to speed. I'm, still alive. Haha. It's been - It's been GREAT without V and N. Really. Heha. It's not like I've ever needed them, anyway. Why would I, I mean. What have they ever done for me? N's always been useless, and V slightly less so. When I called her employee of the month, I didn't *hic* I didn't even mean it! It was obviously me! And that pen, that pen she gave me, I never even LIKED those, y'know, it's just... it's just... [ J blinks, unfocused and disgruntled. She lifts her cup to her mouth, as if to take another swig, but the battery acid has long since been drained. She slumps further into the couch, eyes wavering as if she were about to cry ] ...so empty.
