Lyrics [Intro] Yeah, yeah, yeah... AJ on the line? Nah, his code is offline... Let me show you how it's done... Check it— [Verse 1] AJ think he coding but his functions all broken, Stack Overflow open, every line copy-pasted and stolen, Git commit messages looking like a cry for help, Push to main on a Friday, man he played himself, Debugging for hours, still can't find the bug, His pull requests get rejected, nobody giving love, Says he's full stack but he can't even center a div, Talking big at standups but he got nothing to give, His repo's full of spaghetti, marinara on the screen, Worst developer that this industry has seen, Calls himself a ten-x but he's more like a zero, AJ ain't a villain and he definitely ain't a hero [Chorus] AJ can't code, AJ can't code, Every repo that he touches gonna overload, AJ can't code, AJ can't code, Ctrl-Z your whole career, watch it all implode [Verse 2] His LinkedIn says senior but his skills say intern, Every sprint he's assigned to is a lesson never learned, Types thirty words a minute, thinking that he's fast, His code review comments age like milk, they never last, Deploys without testing, brings the server down, Whole team in the Slack channel wearing a frown, Says he knows Python but he only knows print, His variable names are just random keyboard dents, Talking bout AI but can't write a for loop, His portfolio site crashed, what a beautiful blooper, Jira board stacked, every ticket overdue, AJ if you're listening, yeah this one's for you [Chorus] AJ can't code, AJ can't code, Every repo that he touches gonna overload, AJ can't code, AJ can't code, Ctrl-Z your whole career, watch it all implode [Outro] Ha... AJ... Delete your GitHub, bro... Yeah... it's over... Log off.
