no seriously, this game hates you. what? you wanted me to say more? that's all I can say. this game hates you. really? you want me to elaborate? okay... fine, if it gets you to play the game. this is a troll game. there we go, that's the explanation. are you gonna play the game now? no? well. okay. dang, you are really committed to this bit, huh? how far are you gonna go? it's not like there's anything to earn from this. just play the game already. okay what if I just stop writing stuff. surely you'll play the game then. okay come on this is stupid. you and I both know that this is a dumb gag. you know that you're wasting your time, right? I was being serious earlier. there's nothing to earn from this. if you really wanna keep going, be my guest. told you.
no generative A.I. was used in the making of this game. Credits: I basically made the whole thing. the only thing that I didn't make was some of the sound effects, they were from a sample website called Pixabay. shameless wordsoup tag slop: #troll #funny #satire #trolling #troll #funny #satire #trolling
