apparentely, i wanted to make this version of the transcript just for fun. also this isn't some obligatory shooting dave with a laser like in the og lunatic dad chapter 1, it's more original this time around. NOTE: every swear word has to be nothing but just # symbols because GOD FUDGE YOU SWEARING DETECTOR but in either way, enjoy --------------------------------------------------------------------------somewhere in kronos island in the sonic universe… Sage | man, i wish that cyber-corruption would help... *the alarms went off in the island saying, "INTRUDER"* Sage | huh? WHY IS THERE AN ALARM BURSTING OUT OF NOWHERE?! oh well maybe this gotta do something with that purple planet thing or something… *lunatic dave flies in on his spaceship* Lunatic Dave | WHAT'S UP #####! #### YOU! Sage | AHH WHAT THE HELL- Lunatic Dave | I CAME HERE TO TAKE YOUR ### AWAY AND EVERYTHING ELSE! Sage | YOU CAN'T CATCH ME YOU RED PERSON! *runs away* Lunatic Dave | oh this ############... HOW ABOUT I SEND OUT MY SONS TO DEAL WITH THIS! *lunatic dave presses the button that opens the ceiling of his spaceship* Expunged (True Form) | why did you open up the ceiling? Lunatic Dave | you know the drill expunged, YOU AND BOMBU (lunatic dave means evil bombu) WILL RUN UP TO HER AS FAST AS YOU CAN TO CATCH HER ###!! Evil Bombu | on it dad *expunged and evil bombu jump out of the ceiling and starts running after sage* Sage | oh no, there is no platforms yet to get across! what do i do- *but then she's spotted by the 2* Sage | AHHHH! WAIT WE CAN TALK ABOUT THI- Expunged (True Form) | OH CAN ####### WE HUH?! *expunged and evil bombu grab sage by her legs* Sage | AAAAAAAAAAHH!! Evil Bombu | YOU'RE GOING BEHIND BARS FOREVER, LADY! Sage | NOOOOO! SONIC!! EGGMAN!! *her screams get muffled as the 3 go far away* *then the 2 throw her to the spaceship* Lunatic Dave | you're finished broughting her here? Expunged (True Form) | yep Lunatic Dave | good! NOW time to put her ### to HER place! *lunatic dave pushes the button that closes the ceiling* Sage | *shredding tears* Lunatic Dave | now we're getting out of here! ALL ABOARD #############!!! *the spaceship flies away* *long silence for several seconds until eggman comes in* Eggman | where did sage go?
original by que_sage
