Hello, oh proud people of the Galaxy! I greet you today with the deepest respect in my heart. We, the people, are the rightful rulers of the universe, not megacorporations and dictators. We, the people, shall suffer no longer. We, the people, command our own destiny! Kleptocrats like the UAS and the ZRCPS rule our lives and dictate our every choice. They supply vital resources to the Galaxy, and yet the poor cannot afford them! Ruthless mining corporations harvest ice from rings a dime a dozen, and sell the water to planets like MY OWN HOME for exorbitant prices! Living should not have a price! Happiness should not have a price! Our rights should not have a price! Because WE, the people, are free! In this election, we have a chance to fix this worm-infested pile of rot. I pledge that I will do EVERYTHING in my power to dismantle these wicked constructs of society! The elites will not own us! The elites will not crush us! I will lead you, the beautiful, righteous people of the Galaxy to peace and prosperity. Never again shall your children be mourned, because you could not pay the VILLAINS enough to save them. Never again shall the thieves and hegemons invade our worlds and claim us as theirs! I will not allow it. I will not allow them to take away everything I have fought for, everything I have done for YOU, in all my years! Do not let the corporate overlords win. Do not let the imperialists destroy our pride and our culture. Do not let this be our ending. Cut off this cycle of cruelty and greed once and for all! I will dismantle each and every business syndicate, tear down every empire, restore every downtrodden populace to their splendor. Once I am inaugurated, the individuals known as Solway Firth, Roswell Gray, Xenorp, the Little Green Man, Regina Mellifera, and Bombus shall be taken to court and tried for their crimes against the people. Rest assured, your oppressors will not go unpunished! I will put heavy restrictions on colonization. Settling planets with no native sentient life is one thing. But subjugating an entire species is another. Settling planets will be permitted, although no planet OR object may be personal property of another. Traditional colonies will be allowed but subject to heavy examination and frequent inspections. Finally, we're all in this together. If my words do not inspire you, my people, do not elect me. I do not want to be a mediocre leader voted for because the other candidates were miserable. I officially endorse the Winter Court and the Galactic Arab Socialist Party, who share many of the same ideals as I do. So go, oh workers of the Galaxy. Rise up. We will not be slaves again!
@RainRaven for this whole thing
