An Essay Heavily Influenced by Movies "Every student encounters bullying in their life. I used to be blocked on the road all the time by the kids from the lower village back when I was in fifth grade. The character 'I' [in the poem] seems quite cowardly and timid, just like me. When it comes to bullying, I’m so used to being bullied, but I still don’t like it because bullying is not a good thing. As for my feelings, the character 'I' must be very angry. Who wouldn't be mad when being bullied? And I feel that the character 'I' also wants to learn martial arts to punish those bullies. I think I need to learn Bruce Lee’s martial arts to teach them a lesson. I will use Jeet Kune Do moves to take them down in 5 seconds. When I grow up, I will become a righteous hero, fighting the bad guys to save people from them, and sacrificing myself for the common folk. Later, I will go up the mountains to find a master hiding deep in the forest. I will trek into the woods and mountains to find a master who can pass down supreme martial arts to me, making me invincible under the heavens. I will become the strongest martial artist to fight those who bully students. When I confront them, I will say: – 'Do you guys still like to bully people?' If they say 'Yes'? How dare you be so insolent! You dare come here? – 'Oh, so what? If you're brave enough, bring it on!' – 'Wow, this guy has got some guts. Let me teach you a lesson!' Then they will rush at me, and with one single energy blast, I will defeat over a dozen of them. Seeing how powerful I am, they will bow their heads and cry: 'Please spare me, Great Hero!'. I'll tell them: 'Don't bully the other students, okay!' "Yes, we won't". Just then, a beautiful young lady will come over, help me up, and ask: 'Are you okay, sir?'. 'I am fine, let's go grab some ice cream!'. And I will treat her to an ice cream cone. From then on, no one will ever dare to bully me again. I will also continue to help many miserable commoners, beating up those bullies so they learn their lesson and stop bullying others."
I laughed so hard when reading it.