The poem is a parody of The New Colossus by Emma Lazarus, which is the poem that is found in front the state of liberty. The Marine Biologist is the best, and if you disagree, you are NOT the master of your domain
The poem parody (by Vandelay Industries) Not was the sea happy that day It was as happy as a old man sending soup back in a deli; Here at our beaches, a whale shall get beached A mighty marine biologist with bravery that Is the imprisoned lightning, and a wave of all waves sweeps him up. From his hairy hands welcomes; the whale's wild eyes calm The whale bellowed to recognized him. “Easy Big Fella!” cries the Marine Biologist With his hand in his blowhole, the whale's mass yearning to breathe free, The marine biologist does refuse of it dying on shore. He feels the obstruction, "The obstruction shall obstruct you no more!”
