hi hi this is a work in progress uh…but i gotta post SOMETHING So you like carrots :D (maybe) either way, you decide to farm carrots psst instructions v v v v [intoructons aka carrot eating manual] 1. click carrot when it is fully grown 2. swipe tab at bottom up/down to open/close 3. buy upgrades 4. click more carrots 5. don't let the carrot fairies steal your carrots 6. eat your carrots 7. Get salt from the Himalayas 8. Make sure your pet dog didn't eat your salt 9. Don't eat this manual 10. Stare at carrots 11. Stair at dirt 12. Stir at the sky 13. Drink water 14. Go check out my projects- kiddings Go check out your carrots counter 15. If you have enough carrots to last you 3 seconds, please fill out this form: How many carrots do you have? 16. I eat all your carrots 17. repeat forever psst update log v v v v [ updat lag ] Update 358: uh...forgot date wellp- - Redone plant grow animation Update 716: Aug 19, 2026 - Beta (or smth idk) Release :D - Thumbnail - Plant harvest sound - Shop Open and Leave (...spent more time than I'd like to admit...) Update 1074: Sep 12 2026 - FINALLY FIXED BUG (clicking unripe carrots stops code) Gonna Add Maybe I'm Delusional :D - Scrolling Menu: Shop Settings Achievements, and if I am really delusional, a save code- - scrolling shop items...uh...unlocks one after another...special upgrades unlocked every few upgrades...mm ya - Uh... idk Hi you've found me Really? yea.. Wow that's good, this is so fun! Ah glad you enjoyed it!! by the way, I kind of feel like we're being recorded for some reason... What!? I have a feeling about something similar...like we're text in an introduction tab for a game about farming carrots! Wow we're like twins! You know, if they read all of this conversation, they would've wasted like a minute of their life Yeah...but it would be fun right? YES YES The end Why are you saying the end?? oh I thought the instruction section was supposed to end there Do you seriously think we are just text in an introduction tab for a game about farming carrots? Uh, no but role-playing is fun truuue To Be Continued Bro you gotta stop this you aren't just text in an introduction tab for a game about farming carrots
THANK YOU for at least clicking on here :> Sun aka lamp stolen from my backpack Carrots are automatically replanted by invisible carrot fairies Dirt dug up from my backyard…(imaginary one to be exact, I don't have a backyard) Blue sky is magical, no idea how it got there Notes and Credits inspired by @sdooqsdooq (uh yet again…)
