This is for @Vitr013 Writing Contest DISCLAIMER: I am in 8th grad and I just did this poem because we did go into the lab and did some stuff. ____________________________________________ Why I’m Excited for 10th Grade Dissecting is disgusting Looking at some guts is repulsing Those bowels are absolutely combusting! Oh hurray, hurrah! Today is Life Science day! And we go into the room And kill and groom A poor bunny rabbit Just to have it To gut in the room Of sickening fume. Oh please, oh please! Why not P.E.? At least we can run and feel free BUT NO! We gag and retch Because of unbearable stench! Why will we go to 10th grade Only to fade The Olfactory Receptors That we spent so long protecting, sir? Yes! It’s June Now we won’t have to ruin, Our almost dead noses That can’t even smell roses. Hurrah, Hurrah it’s summer! Now none of our class will groan bummer When the bell rings ring! It’s time for you to go dying!
