Instructions: Oh, marvelous. A massive, sweeping orchestral arrangement dedicated to a rhyming, green-skinned witch who spends her free time insulting a bear and a bird. Truly, the pinnacle of classical music civilization. If you glance over at the high-art masterpiece that is the image, you can see Gruntilda looking absolutely thrilled with her new, sophisticated upgrade. Here are your highly logical, flawless instructions for listening to this masterpiece: First, make sure you put on your finest, most expensive tuxedo or evening gown. It is absolutely vital that you treat a song originally composed of synthesized cartoon burps and xylophones with the utmost regal dignity. Next, stare intensely at the giant floating puzzle pieces in the image while the dramatic brass section swells. If you don't feel a sudden, overwhelming urge to speak exclusively in terrible AABB rhyming couplets for the next forty-eight hours, you clearly aren't experiencing the orchestra correctly. And don't worry about wasting your precious device battery or your limited time on Earth listening to an operatic showdown against an N64 boss. I'm sure Beethoven himself is looking down from Heaven, weeping tears of pure joy because he never thought to add a "Grunty Battle" movement to his Ninth Symphony. A totally productive, flawless use of your eardrums.
Notes: Look here: @Iceland28 An orchestrated remake of Grant Kirkhope's "Gruntilda Battle Theme" and no, this is not a random mp3 from the internet. Credits: Original Music: Grant Kirkhope, RARE, and Banjo-Kazooie Remade by @Retro-the-hedgehog Background: just a bunch of internet images put together Text: cooltext.com (Grinch) Coding: @Retro-the-hedgehog Tags: #banjo, #kazooie, #grant, #kirkhope, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
