***BIG VIRGINIA WARNING*** SEEK SHELTER IMMEDIATELY. THIS IS NOT A TEST. Warning: a “Big Virginia” has been spotted somewhere on @PSArepublic's profile. If you or any of your friends visit this profile, it is advised you stay indoors until further notice. “Big Virginia” is known to cause severe personality changes upon exposure for prolonged periods, and too much time spent around a “Big Virginia” can lead to vomiting, increased anger, and enhanced confusion. We will issue another statement when the “Big Virginia” is no longer present. DO NOT GO OUTSIDE. DO NOT APPROACH A “BIG VIRGINIA”. THIS IS NOT A TEST.
If you couldn't tell, the Instructions part was a joke. This is simply a map of Virginia if it kept its 1783 borders, but was also independent. And the sound in the back is a siren and voice alert warning people of the "Big Virginia" anomaly.
