These aren’t even half of them (Feel free to take any memes lol) (Press on image for next) It’s scary how ubiquitous bots on YouTube comment sections are. They’ve invaded each and every comment section… Random stuff in a comment section: We need our wata!” ✌️ 12 Reply @BabyAhmedMohamed 19 minutes ago Crazy how you processed this comment, laughed out loud at it, then proceeded to post it. It’s not even funny, it’s fascinating how the human brain could function at such low levels as shown here. Please consider donating your brain after death, this needs to be studied. Show less 4 Reply @Luffy-u3d 18 minutes ago @BabyAhmedMohamed womp womp 4 Reply @BabyAhmedMohamed 15 minutes ago @Luffy-u3d As he sat behind his screen, with the blue light reflecting off of his iPad, he remembered that his bedtime was 45 minutes ago, and that it was 9:15. His iPad was at 27% and needed to be charged so he could continue aimlessly scrolling come Sunday. Show less Reply @EthanRaccoonAnimations 18 minutes ago @BabyAhmedMohamed ? 2 Reply @EthanRaccoonAnimations 16 minutes ago @BabyAhmedMohamed Gng mb (sensitive) Translate to English 2 Reply @BabyAhmedMohamed 14 minutes ago @EthanRaccoonAnimations to forgive, or not to forgive. That is the question. 1 Reply @EthanRaccoonAnimations 11 minutes ago @BabyAhmedMohamed ? 1 Reply Here’s your 120-step guide to touching grass: 1. Decide to touch grass. 2. Stand up. 3. Stretch. 4. Find your shoes (optional). 5. Put them on (or don’t). 6. Find the door. 7. Walk to the door. 8. Unlock it if needed. 9. Open the door. 10. Step outside. 11. Close the door. 12. Look around. 13. Spot some grass. 14. Walk toward it. 15. Keep walking. 16. Don’t get distracted. 17. You’re getting closer. 18. Almost there. 19. Congratulations, grass detected. 20. Approach carefully. 21. Stop next to it. 22. Look at the grass. 23. Admire its greenness. 24. Notice it’s just grass. 25. Bend your knees. 26. Lean forward. 27. Reach out your arm. 28. Open your hand. 29. Extend your fingers. 30. Lower your hand. 31. Lower it more. 32. Almost there. 33. One inch away. 34. Half an inch away. 35. Tiny bit more. 36. Touch the grass. 37. Success. 38. Feel the texture. 39. It’s real. 40. Smile. 41. Take your hand back. 42. Touch it again. 43. Double-check. 44. Yep, still grass. 45. Congratulations again. 46. Stand back up. 47. Look at the sky. 48. Take a deep breath. 49. Listen to birds (if any). 50. Feel the breeze. 51. Appreciate nature. 52. Don’t eat the grass. 53. Resist the urge. 54. Continue existing. 55. Wave at a squirrel (if present). 56. If no squirrel, imagine one. 57. Laugh a little. 58. Think, “Nice.” 59. Look around again. 60. Touch the grass with your foot. 61. Nice. 62. Try your other foot. 63. Also nice. 64. Crouch again. 65. Pat the grass. 66. Don’t apologize to it. 67. Unless you stepped on it. 68. Then maybe whisper “my bad.” 69. Stand up. 70. Turn around. 71. Take three steps. 72. Turn back. 73. Touch the grass one last time. 74. Achievement unlocked. 75. +10 Nature XP. 76. Pretend there’s dramatic music. 77. Ignore imaginary narrator. 78. Remember to hydrate later. 79. Look for a cool cloud. 80. Find one. 81. Name the cloud. 82. Forget the name. 83. That’s okay. 84. Appreciate the moment. 85. Resist checking your phone. 86. Just for a minute. 87. Good job. 88. Stretch again. 89. Shake out your arms. 90. Take another breath. 91. Smile again. 92. Nod at the grass. 93. The grass nods back (probably not). 94. Begin walking home. 95. Walk calmly. 96. Reach your door. 97. Open it. 98. Go inside. 99. Close the door. 100. Remove shoes if you wore them. 101. Wash your hands if they’re dirty. 102. Tell yourself, “Mission accomplished.” 103. Remember the grass. 104. It remembers nothing. 105. That’s okay. 106. Drink some water. 107. Sit down. 108. Relax. 109. Realize you actually touched grass. 110. Feel oddly accomplished. 111. Tell a friend (optional). 112. Receive zero XP from them. 113. Laugh anyway. 114. Celebrate your victory. 115. Think about nature. 116. Plan another outdoor trip. 117. Be proud. 118. You’ve completed the quest. 119. Roll credits. 120. ? You have officially touched grass.
I changed the song to “her name is yubin lady” by tree palm it’s more fitting
