somehow, some way, for some reason, you got into some trouble against the pirates of the sea, sooooooo what to do now? well allow me to explain it with these instructions right here conveniently enough!!: if the pirates touch you at ALL even after being defeated/unconscious they will knock you out instantly and defeat you! this is why X is in this game! when pressing X you have 2 forms of attack, the punch! a melee move that oneshots any and all pirates that touch you! however you cant move at all in this state, dont stop holding X until none of the pirate is touching you anymore or else the body could still oneshot you even after winning that little fight!, if you press Z or C however? upon pressing Z or C you change to the next attack! since theres only 2 attacks, all based on which one you prefer pressing! the second one? a totally safe and legal knock out blaster that will oneshot the pirates from a distance, knocking them out safely! the blast charge is a projectile that can hit the pirates in a straight row! oneshotting all of them! however you lack invincibility while in this state! and also you only have 8 blaster charges which recharge on their own one every 5 seconds! and this works from any and all distances as long as you dont touch the complete total edge but that doesnt matter much since WHY would you even go into the spawn zone/area of the pirates to begin with?? this might make you wonder something: why not just hold down the fist, why move around or change weapons at all?? well its simple: watch out from bombs! they dont care if you are invincible or not, everyone gets these hands equally, according to the bomb! and if a certain pirate type is fighting for long enough one will go flying straight into you! and they are alot faster and harder to dodge than you think they are! as for moving around? A or left arrow to go........well, left! D or right arrow to go right and ofcourse S or down arrow to go down, yada yada, you already know this drill! however you can press W, up arrow, or additionally space to move up too, cause why not! and ofcourse the settings and about buttons finally work in this version! hooray✨ lets see exactly how long you last, just how many seconds!
i cant WAIT for me to find a permanent name for this game im gonna be honest with you right about now, so you might be wondering what the johns locker t his is? well the last descriptions only got longer and longer, but this time around?? im gonna spare you all the time and tell you the quick short version! i had a dream once that went like this, i made a pirate game on scratch in one hour, then put it on a physical copy or 50, then went back to it but this time worked for 2 hours! put it on physical copies, did the same thing! by hour 5 i ran out into my buildings hallway with a red large shopping kart and began throwing physical copies around at peoples walls and doors to.......make money somehow?? and my mother........joined me?? i am NOT planning to do that part in real life, EVER! ahem well anyways, i then went back inside, got mad at hour 8 and decided "you know what? after hour 8 ill just skip to 12, then 24, then 8 days finally at the end to finish it off! since, you know, 8 days, stopped at 8 hours, eh whatever!" except in real life ill do hour 10, then 12, and THEN 24 and finally the 8 days to finish it all off since in my dream i was aiming for 12 games anyways! so anyway clearly once i woke up i went "hey thats super cool! except for the running around with physical copies part,,,,,,,i should make it on scratch!" and so, as a non-profit version as scratch games ALWAYS are, here it is! so sh out out to my dream XD, this hours.......................well fun fact version 1 for the 1 hour was basically identical to my dream and version 2 was similar, meanwhile at version 3 its where it began derailing, and also in my dream version 8 had batman and his rogues and a pterodactyl for some reason?? dont know if i could even do that in-game- ahem, anyways!............have fun, everyone!-
