Harry Potter and Voldemort were fighting, and then the singer of Eurovision came in, turned into a devil that called SCP 096 who knocked Voldemort to the floor. then Elvis Presley came in, and triggered a contrapsion that made SCP 173 fall to the floor who killed Voldemort. everyone disappeared. Then Ron Weasly came in and gave Harry a potato, Harry started crying. Then they came to Dumbledore, who threw up, and Harry died, then Voldemort came back for his funeral, and Dumbledore done Avada Cadavra on Voldemort that gave him his hearing powers, and he brang Harry back to life.